"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Man, my school got this TV/Recording studio that costs like a million dollars and me and this girl have been working on editing an interview and we went to the back room to **** with the sound and we were talking and I was really hitting on this chick just out of fun. And then I "accidentally" tripped her and then I did some crazy ass move to where it seemed like we collided and we both fell(sheeeot).

Man, we held close eye contact and she didn't say anything or move and neither did I and like what seemed like an hour of just staring and I was like damn you better make a move fast before she decides I'm a c*nt sissy boy who likes penis, and so I kissed her and we were making out for like 5 minutes and I had my hand up her shirt and sh*t and I was smelling her neck and then when she looked over my shoulder and I thought that we've been caught, but nope, there was a surveillance camera overlooking the sound board and coincidentally us..we quickly got up and as we did, some classmates came in and I think they got the hint..crazy ****...I'm gonna trip her again tomorrow.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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i dont like stalkers
you truly have the most interesting storys
 
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