"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Wow, basically I got arrested and then released on bogus charges that me and a couple friends assaulted a security guard. compelte BS

But anyway I'm not allowed to go the mall for a full year or they arrest me again and take me to jail for trespassing.

I also saw first hand proof that girls like "bad boys", while I was in the car being pulled over and arrested I would smile and check out ever single hot girl that walked by and ever one of them kept looking back at me and smiling. Now had I not been tied up with the cops, there is almost no way they would have done it. I had a big smile on my face for a couple reasons: i knew that the tards had nothing one me so they let me go and that i had to put on a good face for the girls. ha
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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u cant go to the mall for a year...was it a big shopping mall? coz i would hate to be banned for a whole year if it was a big place
 

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yea, its the biggest mall in the area, but its ok, there are other smaller ones that are getting to be just as good, seems like more and more lately its just skanks that go there
 

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hahaha.... I'm sure that if you go to the mall they wont "spot you out" amongst all the other people:D

Anyways... yeah, some girls DO like the "bad-boy" kinda guy, and some girls will think "omg what a skumbag!" .... each to his own;)


Laterz...
 

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thats not great proof, because think of it like this, the fact that you are being arrested kind of birngs attention to you, hence all the girls looking, so yeha thye smile back but if oyu get ec with people you will find they ussualy smile back if oyu smile. I bet you had just as many guys looking at you!

If you dont belive me then tresspass and you can check it out whilst being arrested again :p
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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i got arrested for rape.... seriously.

Howev er, it wasn't me. There is another guy, that has the same Bithday, same first and last name and was even born at the same hospital as me, and he has a warrant out for rape.

I was in a holding cell for around 2 hours until they let me go, i made them look at my social security card and showed them it didn't match.
 

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Originally posted by backbreaker
i got arrested for rape.... seriously.

Howev er, it wasn't me. There is another guy, that has the same Bithday, same first and last name and was even born at the same hospital as me, and he has a warrant out for rape.

I was in a holding cell for around 2 hours until they let me go, i made them look at my social security card and showed them it didn't match.
:crackup:
 

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the funniest part of the whole ordeal, is that i was on my way to pick up a date when I got pulled over... needless to say she didn't believe my "bullcrap" story
 
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