"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Got Arrested Last Weekend - Everyone Read

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Last Friday night my ex gf and I were arrested for Disorderly Conduct. Long story short she had moved out but still wanted an rship. I said "fvck no" particularly because one of the main issues was her questionable behavior around a couple male friends and slvtty girlfriends - yeah, I'm sure things will be better when she's living on her own and has MORE freedom.....

Anyway, she comes over unexpectedly, starts demanding all the gifts she gave me during the rship back, attacks me, trashes the house, she charged me on the front lawn and I shoved her back and knocked her on her a$$. In all, she hit me about 4-5 times and charged me about the same number. I only pushed her to get her away from me. B!tch was screaming in my face, calling me a pu$$y and begging to get hit, talking $hit about my mom.

End result? I called the cops and we both got arrested. The cops were cool and tried to only arrest her, but because she told them I pushed her they had to do me too. We're dealing with family relations at court rather than a prosecutor and a friend who's a procecutor in another district has been watching the case and says it will get Nollied (sp?) no problem.

Bottom line? If you have an irate woman in your house get her OR yourself out ASAP and try not to touch her.

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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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What does married or not have to do with it? Please explain......

Thanks

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gixxer said:
says it will get Nollied (sp?) no problem.
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nolle prosequi

Which, of course, means the prosecutor's office decides to not prosecute a case.

(And on another note, I perform background checks on women whenever I can. Usually nothing comes up but when I come across a record for battering a police officer, like I once did, I'm happy I look.)
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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treefingers said:
How do you do a background check?
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It depends on where you live. In my area, at least, one county provides free public access to criminal records and traffic citations, but of course it's limited to that one county. The law enforcement agency for the state provides a more comprehensive scope but at a small fee. Also, some agencies provide for free other information like property tax returns or how much someone paid for a mortgage but it really depends on where you live as to what agencies give out what information. And then there's always Google, which occasionally produces interesting results. You could always hire a private investigator to go around digging but that's expensive and I like to stick to what's out there for free (unless I were to contemplate marriage, then I'd pay).

(People often look down upon my digging through records but as this thread illustrates, it's smart.)
 
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What does married or not have to do with it? Please explain......

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If you don't plan on marrying the girl, or you're at least not 85% compatible with her - you should not let her live with you. Because if you do breakup, it will be messy instead of the usual gf/bf business where two people just part ways and never see each other.
 
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Well, I sure as FVCK learned that the hard way LOL

Never again.........

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Most domestic disputes usually go this way. I mean it's always been one word against another. Instead of the heat taking sides and answering questions later they took you both in.

Makes sense to me.

Sounds like either you too are splitting or you both need to figure why you two should stay together.
 
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Yeah, we did split. Actually, we had been done for a few weeks but she wouldn't let me go. In fact, sometimes she would call or email as if we were still together - NUTCASE!

The funny thing is that everything was completely amicable for WEEKS while we were moving her out and on this night - when she was getting the very last of her stuff and I had all mine back i.e. there was no need for any further contact, she went nuts. My guess is she was freaking out about the final loss of control over me..........

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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Who knows. Maybe she got mad because she didn't want things to end the way it did. When things become more and more worse, it's hard if you aren't one to address the situation and make improvements.

Or She might have thought she had it like that with you and she was looking like fool moving her stuff out of apartment. She could have been telling everyone how much of a punk you were. Now she's getting punked. Now everyone knows the score of how she had to pack her sh1t up and bounce.

Sorry to hear that man. Don't think of it as a waste because I'm sure in the beginning things were great between you two at some point. Those are the only times that count. It helps to remember these things. And helps bring closure after the love is gone.

Hold your head.
 
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CraigMack said:
Man he is rocking today. He stated that his show has grown tremendously to 666 downloads within just days of starting it.
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I don't like that number :nervous:
 
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