"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Furyguy

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Just curious. Pics would be sweet, descriptions too!

I would love to get a couple but not sure what I want. Looking for inspiration.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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search1ng

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i know everyone has one but i'm really considering getting a tribal tattoo along my back/arm.

But again, i don't know. A tattoo is permanent. .
 

Michele l'Arcangelo

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Don't ever be generic. Tribal tattoos are a no-no.

Don't ever get a star on your leg... or a star that circles your nipple or navel. I'd hunt you down and call you a fag. It makes me so mad to see lame tattoos on people... especially chicks. On guys... I just laugh. I work with a guy who has a shamrock on his forearm... he's not even Irish.

When I'm successful, rich, and have the body I want, I plan on getting a lot of tattoos.

All of my tattoos will have meaning to me, but I'll never have plain words on my body. It'll give me a reason to strip down in front of a chick and tell the reason for each tattoo.

All of my tattoos will be made from scratch... I would probably get some Japanese artist to draw some outlines. Authentic Japanese-inspired tattoos. None will EVER be the generic ones you can find on a wall or in a book in a tattoo studio.

I don't want tattoos on my chest because that would take away from the ideal body I worked hard for. I also wouldn't want any tattoos going passed my elbow or knees since I'll hopefully be working in a hospital by then... or so I can wear shorts without having random tattoos hanging out from my balls.

The only tats that will touch my chest will be names of my brothers, my mom and dad, and my future kids... they will be put next to my heart. No other names will ever touch my body.

I'll have a ginormous dragon on my back with it's tail wrapping around one of my biceps. (Not really representing anything symbolically... it's just sick, that's all.) Like this

I'll have a snake wrapping around my opposite quad. (Representing my Chinese zodiac, since my mother is half-Chinese, making me 1/4th.) Maybe something like this

I'll maybe have some sort of Cancer zodiac sign... which is a crab or a 69. Maybe something like this

I used to want to have a ginormous Michael The Archangel tattoo instead of a dragon... but I've seen so many pictures where "artists" just can't seem to draw a realistic looking humanoid being. And if they do, they have a pathetic background on them. I just don't think things like humanoids should be inked up permanently to someone's skin. They just won't look right over time.
 

search1ng

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but tribal tattoo's look really nice and intricate when you get the right design. Or i could go with the whole zodiac thing and get a tribal looking leo head or something.
 

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Tribal tattoos look totally fvcking gay, no matter what the design is.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Off and on I've considered getting a tattoo. But I honestly can't think of something that has great meaning to me that I'd want to have on my body for the rest of my life.

Someday I may find the perfect symbol or phrase, but until then my skin is inkless.
 
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