"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Got a model's # from facebook..chatted a bit, need some help..

gimmeyofonenumba

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I met this chick of Facebook, she's a model in Los angeles, miles away from me, but i gave it try and it worked, we chatted, and I got her #. Game went really well with texts in the begining, I called her later that same day. It's been a week since, and all we've done is text back and forth. She wouldnt stop talking on the first phone call. I ended the call, but the convo was good. I've tried calling a few times since then, but she hasnt picked up, but she did call back twice, but i couldnt answer, she does apologize for not answering her phone. I bust on her alot, she responds with lol, and sends sexual innuendos, but no real good convo. through texts.

yesterday, I pulled an afc move, and need help here is the text convo

me: hows it going bread basket?(inside joke)
her: lol!, im good, out having lunch with a friend, then going shoe shopping
me: same, I need a new pair of heels to match my belt
her: lol, maybe u can show them to me sometime
me: oh wouldnt you like that?
her: you know i would ;-)
me: hey listen, i wanna call ya
her: oh ya, why is that?
me: because i provide you with good menu selections(another inside joke)
me: and...
her: and what!?!?!
me: cause i like you
her: aww really?
me: yup really

convo went on a bit from there, but i tried calling like an hour later, didnt get anything... Whats my next step?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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lightofhatred

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This is used on teen girls high on hormones >.<' not sure about a model but heres my opinion bro

me: hows it going bread basket?(inside joke)
her: lol!, im good, out having lunch with a friend, then going shoe shopping
me: same, I need a new pair of heels to match my belt
her: lol, maybe u can show them to me sometime
me: oh wouldnt you like that?
her: you know i would ;-)
me: and is that all you want me to show you hun?
her: well maybe theres something else..
me: are you socially awkward? tell me; I won't bite (too hard) ;D
blah blah

I don't get why you wanted to call her/why you said you liked her after the "i want your **** in my hideous vaginal death trap" winky face
 

Weezy

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gimmeyofonenumba said:
me: hows it going bread basket?(inside joke)
her: lol!, im good, out having lunch with a friend, then going shoe shopping
me: same, I need a new pair of heels to match my belt
her: lol, maybe u can show them to me sometime
me: oh wouldnt you like that?
her: you know i would ;-)

Money

gimmeyofonenumba said:
me: hey listen, i wanna call ya
her: oh ya, why is that?
me: because i provide you with good menu selections(another inside joke)
me: and...
her: and what!?!?!
me: cause i like you
her: aww really?
me: yup really

WTF did you do this for? You went from sounding like a pimp to sounding like a 3rd grader. You could have at-least played around with the I like you comment instead of saying "yup really" .

Never ever tell a chick you're feelings for her unless she does so first.
 
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