"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Got a college girls #.. quickest way to get laid?

KossHP

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Yea basically like the title says I just want some *****. This # was after she gave me some long EC in the hall so theres attraction, so what should I do next. Oh yea and I live in the dorms.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Rex Man

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1.) Invite her to your dormroom for a movie.

2) If you have a roommate, make sure he doesn't come a-knockin (unless your into sort of thing? :whistle: )

3.) Make sure you're watching bed in a comfy spot. read: bed, couch, rug. NOT chair etc. Sidenote: You may wanna turn the AC up a little, so that you guys have a reason to nab a blanket. :yes:

4.) Progress kino throughout movie so that you're kissing by end credits. THIS IS IMPORTANT! If you're kissing by then, you'll avoid the 'now what' feel of the credits.

5.) Do your thing. (Wear a condom!)

6. Log on to sosuave and reconfirm how brilliant I am. :rockon:

Trust me, this has been field tested be me and my 'group' many times over. (I'm a senior, if that matters)
 

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6. Log on to sosuave and reconfirm how brilliant I am. :rockon:



LOL
 

kingwilliam

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I used to be an expert at this: All you have to do is get some alcohol in her......I know that sounds bad, but thats what she wants. She wants to get drunk and **** you. Get some alcohol in yourself, too...that way you'll be nice and relaxed. Once you do this a couple of times she'll be blowing you between classes. I swear to god college girls are the easiest, sweetest, and LOWEST fruit on the tree my friend. I wish I were 20 all over again.

I was a slut in college
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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KossHP

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OK well I don't have any alcohol, so should I just call her up, fluff with her for alittle while ask her what she did over the weekend, and then be like I'm bored why don't you come join me for a movie in my dorm?

Btw I live on dorm and she probably doesn't. My schools a commuter campus with residence.

Also what would be a good movie to watch. And finally most girls know movie in dorm = sex right?
 

Rex Man

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Don't start overanalysing on me man!

It's even better that its a commuter campus, now your dorm has a sort of a 'novelty factor'

AND

I'd recommend a long thriller so that A) it gives you more time and B) You have reasons to talk throughout movie "What a minute is that the guy who killed her?" I will only say you may wanna steer away from serious romance movies. Horror, action etc. will be fine. But you're still tip-toeing the line of overanalyzation.

Don't worry about if she thinks movie=sex. Just focus on kino and the six steps I outlined. Trust Me.
 

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Rex Man said:
Don't start overanalysing on me man!

It's even better that its a commuter campus, now your dorm has a sort of a 'novelty factor'

AND

I'd recommend a long thriller so that A) it gives you more time and B) You have reasons to talk throughout movie "What a minute is that the guy who killed her?" I will only say you may wanna steer away from serious romance movies. Horror, action etc. will be fine. But you're still tip-toeing the line of overanalyzation.

Don't worry about if she thinks movie=sex. Just focus on kino and the six steps I outlined. Trust Me.

Yea you're right man I am overanalyzing too much lol, one more question though am I right in thinking calling on a saturday night with this idea is bad, and I should wait till sunday? I got the # thursday.
 

pimpfromdayone

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Alcohol, dorm room... come on, where's the challenge in that. **** her in her daddy's house.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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