Got a badass dog? Use it to your advantage!

[TheMinistered]

If anyone has ever been to Knoxville they know how pimp our strip is (cumberland avenue)!! Recently, after a UT game I was chillin' on the strip trying to pick up ladies when I saw a work of true djism. A guy was walking around with a rather large but somewhat cute Doberman Pinscher. He was using the dog as a tool of introduction and all the hot girls wanted to pet it-- but even more than that. While he was in the raport stages, the dog would literally fend off c0ckblockers or any other male threat.

 

[JoeyJoJoJunior]

Now THAT'S ingenuity.

 

[Vincent]

Good thinking!

Moved to Tips

 

[The Bartender]

Damn I was just offered a free pure-bred (i think) Bulldog two nights ago. Too bad its a year old and NOT house trained. Last thing a DJ needs is a sh!t filled smelly palace. There's a cackblock if I ever heard of one.

 

[MRomeo99]

I have a boxer, and she is pure Money. Everyone loves Boxers cuz they are puppies til the day they die, and just a blast to be around. And then all the funny tricks I have shown her like SuperDog. She jumps through the air about 3 feet high. And then we play cowboys and indians, she runs around me kind of making this vocal howling noise that sounds like RRrrrrr (best she could come up to for an Indian noise), until I pull my six shooter out, and shoot her, then she dies and plays dead. Money, money, money.

The wild thing is she's a better judge of women than I am. Twice she growled at a girl I brought over, both times the girls ended up being FREAKS!

 

[Nocturnal]

Women LOVE dogs. Last year my ride's car wasn't working after school so his mom came to get us. She brought her yorkshire terrier and he sat in my lap in the front seat. I got a smile from almost every girl who walked by and most of them said "he's so cute" or asked a question like "what's his name?" If you have a dog, it will save you time finding ways to break the ice.