"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Gorilla nipple fetish

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Hey DJ's.
This is some funny s**t!
Over here in the San Francisco Bay Area, the big news is about a sexual harassment suit involving a damn gorilla!

Apparently, a few of the creatures handlers were asked to expose thier breasts to the creature because that's how it supposedly bonds to newcommers. Here you check it out!

http://www.insidebayarea.com/timesstar/localnews/ci_2578263

You know? I wanna be mad. Because I never get any DJ action. Life stinks. To think, a damn gorilla gets to see more nipple per year then me. But at the same time this crap just tickles me to death! :D And it feels good to laugh.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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*sigh*

This world is loosing its mind... oh well.. i guess life goes on, and it also gets stupider, and stupider.. till one day... blah!:confused:
 
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Well just put some hair all over my face and body and call me homo-erectus....:p
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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