Goodbye gentlemen... awesome drunken story.

[powpow]

eh... fvck... lol

just got really excited.

game on gentlemen.

 

[cordoncordon]

So recently, I have decided to pursue a beautiful women. Smart, beautiful, kinky, and she admittingly likes to make sandwiches.

Holy fvck, I never thought I would say this, but I might be committed.

Fvck.

No seriously, fvck.

I had no idea I had this kind of game. Like the game that I am moving back to hawaii in 3 months, but I still get a girl to try to work it out with me anyway. From Japan. My japanese is total sh!t btw.

And she is totally desirable in Japan. Im not talking about some scrub that speaks english. I am talking about a beautiful woman, that doesnt speak one bit of english, that is rich, highly educated, and highly loves making sandwiches, that is highly desirable IN JAPAN. I got her. As a foreigner. FVCKING PIMP MOTHER FVCKIN ****. Also, she is hot as the muhfvckin business. Pictures soon to come.

fvck other foreigners. I got it. This is like the holy mother fvckin grail. Im on top of cloud nine.

Shes talking about other women are gonna love me. In japan and in hawaii. I said fvck that. Of course they are. But lets do it now. Until august (when I gotta head to grad school). She said ok. She said ok, despite the fact that she knows that Im gonna keep on getting it while she is waiting for me while Im in hawaii.... omfg BOOYAH.

Hahahahahahahahahaha


That being said... yeah... this might be a fake goodbye... like... come on... me? stay loyal? buhuhuh....

You may say, pow, bro, this post is just to brag or what? I say... yeah. Suck it. Japanese poon goes sideways, major tight, and their tongues taste like cherry jello.

You might be a bigger fake/troll than Big Jimbo, and that's saying something.

 

[powpow]

sorry

oh by the way I get poon just about any time I feel like going out and getting poon.

poon on demand.

its like netflix

but all I have to pay is subway ticket.

just look em in the eye like james bond.

real players of this game know what the **** Im talking about. James Bond dont play no sh!t. he just looks them dead in the eye and the goes for the gold. thats what he does.