Good ****y/Funny Example

[rgeere]

Alright, here is a good ****y/funny example that is probably guaranteed to work if you do it right and circumstances permit good results. I field tested this myself and got a girl to initiate kino and a make-out session.

This is the way it went for me, prepare for some variancy.

[at some restaurant, girl goes to eat a breadstick]

[Got a big ass smile on my face showing teeth first]

You: Stop! I can't let you do that.

Her: [stops and looks at me]

You: Do you have any idea what you are doing to yourself! I can't bear the thought! Do you have any clue why?

Her: No [continues looking at me strangely]

You: That *food item* is loaded with a *TREMENDOUS AMOUNT of FAT!*

[continues looking at me strangely]

Me: You've already had two of THOSE HORRIBLY FATTENING BREADSTICKS, your hips are going to bloat up like a hippo! You'll get fat, I'm warning you!

Her: Do you want my breadsticks?

Me: Never! I'm watching my weight and maintaining my delicate figure.

Her: [sticks the breadsticks on my plate and then leaves for the car]

Me: Wait, I don't want these!

[Head out to the car myself and get in]

Her: Tell me if I start bloating up and explode, ok?

Me: Okkkk, but it's not going to look pretty after eating THOSE HORRIBLY FATTENING BREADSTICKS.

Her: would you like a stick of gum?

Me: Looks fattening. How many calories does that have?

[we both start cracking up]

Her: I don't know, let me look at the package.

Me: I don't know, man, I can take it but I'm going to have to do a lot of exercise afterwards. [take stick of gum]

Her: You know, I hope we have classes next semester at school. You're so concerned about my feminine hips and body shape!

Me: Yeah, it'd be cool

[she starts touching my shoulder]

I'm sure you can figure out the rest!

 

[MacDiddy]

Thats more like the annoying and concerned BF..

 

[undesputable]

Originally posted by MacDiddy
Thats more like the annoying and concerned BF..

youre just a jelous little *****, is alright you can say it...as far as im concerned he handled himself very well and did a very good job...id like to see you pulling something like that off...

Me: Never! I'm watching my weight and maintaining my delicate figure.

that sounded kinda gay though....guys are not supposed to have delicate figueres

Me: I don't know, man, I can take it but I'm going to have to do a lot of exercise afterwards

after you both cracked up, you should have dropped the delicate figuere watch thing....thats just sarting too sound obsessive

 

[MacDiddy]

I call it as it is... No fear.. No Favour...

Where do you get off repressing other ppls oppinions and then telling the original poster that one of his lines is "gay."

BTW: Your ****y & Funny is a bit weak!!! and thats Undesputable

 

[rgeere]

It's hard to judge from the text whether I did a good job or not, but all I care about is the end results and if saying stuff like this gets you laid or atleast closer to it in the end result what you have said up to that time is entirely irrelevent.

Apparently she understood that I was making fun of her and at the same time she understood that she should stay attractive for me because I teased her about her weight.

Most men don't realize that women equate fat with feminine beauty and fail to realize the potential to really bust their balls about it like I did. I was scared to death to say all that, but I said it anyways.

 

[diplomatic_lies]

Originally posted by rgeere
[at some restaurant, girl goes to eat a breadstick]

[Got a big ass smile on my face showing teeth first]

You: Stop! I can't let you do that.

Her: [stops and looks at me]

If you're desperate for the breadsticks you can grab them at this point.

 

[undesputable]

Originally posted by MacDiddy
I call it as it is... No fear.. No Favour...

Where do you get off repressing other ppls oppinions and then telling the original poster that one of his lines is "gay."

BTW: Your ****y & Funny is a bit weak!!! and thats Undesputable

i said he did a realy good job, i gave him props, but is also good to point out bad things if you see them.... for example the delicate figuere line...when i think of a delicate figuere first thing that comes to mind is a really cute curvy girly girl....

sorry if i offended you but a bunch of ppl come with their success stories and all the ppl are like no that was bad, blah blah blah, and never tell them anything good....

 

[rgeere]

i said he did a realy good job, i gave him props, but is also good to point out bad things if you see them.... for example the delicate figuere line...when i think of a delicate figuere first thing that comes to mind is a really cute curvy girly girl....

That's exactly what came to her mind as well, but she knew that when I said "I am" I ment "You are," so what she actually heard was "You have a cute delicate figure and I want you to keep it that way for me." If you read it towards the end she actually directly told me this right before she started to initiate kino on my shoulder.

sorry if i offended you but a bunch of ppl come with their success stories and all the ppl are like no that was bad, blah blah blah, and never tell them anything good....

Naw, I'm not offended. I appreciate the advice.

It's like I said in the other post; what really matters is the end result and how you get there makes no diffrence when you've actually managed to get there. People forget about the minor details anyways.

 

[DankNuggs]

calling a girl fat is like going all-in in texas hold'em..She'll either respond very well (you'll win like this guy) or she'll be really turned off...

Unless is was done in an EXTREMELY lighthearted sense, i'd avoid it personally....glad it worked for you....

ON the good side, you're testing her self esteem with a comment like that, and for her to pass it shows she is probably well put together

 

[rgeere]

Originally posted by DankNuggs
calling a girl fat is like going all-in in texas hold'em..She'll either respond very well (you'll win like this guy) or she'll be really turned off...

Unless is was done in an EXTREMELY lighthearted sense, i'd avoid it personally....glad it worked for you....

ON the good side, you're testing her self esteem with a comment like that, and for her to pass it shows she is probably well put together

Well, I already had a good repertoire with the girl and she already had a liking for me with a high interest level, so I basically just broke the ice. I exaggerated enough for her not to be offended and she read into the whole thing exactly the way I intended [she knew I was talking about her beauty and not fat].

I think that's what guys miss when they are teasing/flirting or doing ****y/funny is speculation on how a woman will read into what you are saying.

There are a few global ways girls read into things and one of the most obvious ones has to do with fat, and they virtually all full well know what it means to them and to get an appropiate fat balance to stay beautiful.

 

[Feathered Serpent]

Originally posted by rgeere

bla bla bla .. <insert inane drivel here>

you're an idiot.
kill yourself now.

 

[Hollowpoint]

Cool.

Just reading it sounded REALLY REALLY weird, BUT
it really depends on HOW you say it.

I usually say "my sexy body" though maybe I'll try "my femine figure."

 

[rgeere]

Cool. Just reading it sounded REALLY REALLY weird, BUT it really depends on HOW you say it.

You have to say it sarcastically with a lot of exaggeration so she knows you are joking, but remember:

I usually say "my sexy body" though maybe I'll try "my femine figure."

that has to come from context so unless the context allows you to say that I wouldn't even touch that comment.

 

[rgeere]

Re: Re: Good ****y/Funny Example

Originally posted by Feathered Serpent
you're an idiot. kill yourself now.

Naw, I'm good. I still have lots of life to live and other situations like this one to spend with girls in car seats and other odd places. Thanks for your concern and compliments on my successes.

 

[Iguana]

Originally posted by rgeere
[she starts touching my shoulder]

That sounded like a porn movie.


Iguana
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