Good tip for teasing girls online

[habdragon08]

i realize most high schoolers talk online quite frequently. Talking online is considered AFC by most of the "experts" on this site, but it isnt. Talking online was a thing only nerds did in the 90's when they were in high school, and they dont fully comprehend how accepted it is now.

Anyway, heres the tip

When a girl does a typo, its simular to her making a mistake talking. In real life you would make fun of her (jokingly of couse), so online you want to make fun of her, but you dont know how.

Heres an example:

HB: Are you a fan of Ked Zeppelin?
You: Ive never heard of Kep Zeppelin,
You: Are they almost as good as Led Zeppelin?

I used this on a girl yesterday afternoon, then called her about the homework about 5 seconds later. She was laughing hysterically, but online she scolded me.

Whenever a girl make a typo respond

I dont know ________,
Are they almost as good as (what she meant to say)

 

[The Monkey]

What's a good name to call a girl online? For instance, offline you could say "Hey, babe, let's go get some pizza". Is there a name other than "babe" that works well for instant messaging?

 

[ohiofutballa]

use her name, girls like to hear their name

signed,
Ohiofutballa

 

[diablo]

Originally posted by The Monkey
What's a good name to call a girl online? For instance, offline you could say "Hey, babe, let's go get some pizza". Is there a name other than "babe" that works well for instant messaging?

All Mine Apple Dumpling Apple Pie Angel Angel Bunny Angel Eyes Angel Face Angel Girl Babe Babes Baby Baby Angel Baby Cakes Babycheeks Baby Doll Baby Doodle Baby Face Baby Girl Babylicious Baby Love Beautiful Big Daddy Big Kitty Boo Bear Boo-Boo Boy Toy Braveheart Brown Sugar Bunny Butterfly Butterscotch Captain Chickadee Chocolate Chocolate Bunny Cookie Cowboy Cuddle Bear Cuddle Bug Cuddles Cupcake Cupid Cutie Cutie Pie Darling Dear Dearheart Devil Doodle Bug Dreamlover Firecracker Gorgeous Gumdrop Handsome Hon Honey Honey Bear Honey Bee Honey Bunch Honey Bunny Honey Buns Honey Love Honey Muffin HoneyPlum Hotcakes Hot Honey Hot Mama Hot Stuff Hottie Jelly Bean Jelly Belly Kitten Lady Bug Lady Love Little Monkey Love Loveable Love Angel Love Bear Love Bug Love Heart Love Muffin Love Nug Lovie Luvs Mami Merlin Mi Amor MoonBeam Muffin Munchkin My Angel My Heart My Love Papi Passion Fruit Petal Poohbear Pookie Precious Precious Angel Precious Princess Pretty Lady Prince Prince Charming Princess Puddin' Pumpkin Punkin' *****cat Red Rose Sex Kitten Sexy Sexy Baby Sexy Kitten Sexy Lady Sexy Mama Sexy Pie Sexy Sweet Thang Smoochie Poo Snookums Snow Bunny Snuggle Bear Snuggle Bug Snuggle Bunny Snuggle Pooh Snuggles Sparky Star Starfish Starlight Stinker Stud Muffin Sunshine Sugar Sugar Babe Sugar Bear Sugar Buns Sugar Cookie Sugar Free Sugar Lips Sugar Mama Sugar Mums Sugar Pie Sugarplum Sunshine Sweet Sweet Cheeks Sweet Lover Sweet Pea Sweet Peach Sweet Potato Sweet Potato Pie Sweet Stuff Sweetheart Sweetie Sweetie Pie Sweetness Sweets Sweety Cakes Tadwinks Teddy Teddy Bear Tiger Tweetums Twinkie Twinkle Toes Wookie Wuggle Bear Wiggles Woobie Wuggles Yummy Bear

http://www.133t.org/nicknames.htm

 

[Fenderules]

*****cat



haha thats funny that its muted out like that since its not the same meaning, it just seems childish

 

[check_mate_kid_uk]

i speak to freinds a lot online, but now i try not to talk to girls im intrested in online because it fcuks stuff up. If they add me to there contact list well so far i never blocked them because i dont want to speak ot them online, but i always try to avoid it because in my experince its not good, its good for speaking to freinds thou.

 

[I'm Joe Dirt]

Talking online has a bad rep on this site for no real good reason. Its just another form of communication.

I actually have a female friend who told me it is important that her bf talk to her online (and often complained to me when he wouldn't go online) and she prefers it to the phone.

 

[The Monkey]

Originally posted by I'm Joe Dirt
Talking online has a bad rep on this site for no real good reason. Its just another form of communication.

I actually have a female friend who told me it is important that her bf talk to her online (and often complained to me when he wouldn't go online) and she prefers it to the phone.

Yeah, girls are weird. My girl prefers IM to the phone, but the only reason I prefer IM is that I can get work done while IM... on the phone, I can't seem to focus on the phone and whatever else I want to do. That said, I'd rather hear her laugh then just watch as "ROFLOL" comes up on the screen.

 

[xomel]

that example you provided us with is a ****ty, less than mediocre example of ****y and funny. Why didnt you just tell us we could be ****y and funny online as well as in real life? Oh wait, i know why, because we already know.

 

[McKindley]

The problem with talking to girls online is they add you to their list and they can tell exactly how much time you spend doing nothing but trying to find people to talk to and looking at porn.

The idea is to let her think you are a lot busier than you really are (that is assuming you aren't terribly busy. and if you can spend an hour online having a conversation that would have taken 7 minutes on the phone, I'd say you have a bit too much free time.)

When you're dating it might be different, but when trying to raise IL I don't talk online too much. Its too tempting to waste the whole night online with her. When in all reality if you're talking to her all night you should actually BE next to her. Where you can more freely touch her boobies.

 

[Dilly]

This right here is what you should be listening to. Read the Bible, and you will see why IM, MSN etc can be bad for macking chicks!!!

If she asks you "what are you doing?" and you've been on IM for 4 hours...you can't exactly say your "Busy doing homework, working out at the gym, walking the dog, going out to the mall..." can you??The idea is to let her think you are a lot busier than you really are (that is assuming you aren't terribly busy. and if you can spend an hour online having a conversation that would have taken 7 minutes on the phone, I'd say you have a bit too much free time.

 

[Vincent]

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This is the stupidest thing ever.

 

[cyjay201]

Look, I think Iming isn't necessarily a bad thing, but you don't want to make first contact with girls by using it.

During the first few dates, it's just plain stupid to exchange sn's.

It takes away the mystery, plus it's just plain stupid.

I never asked for my g/f's screen name until we were already going out. After you're in a relationship with a girl it's okay, but definatly not for some girl that you just met.

 

[dbot]

if you want to use online communication, use email.

 

[LikRetsam]

Good tip for teasing girls online:

Don't.

 

[ohiofutballa]

Originally posted by LikRetsam
Good tip for teasing girls online:

Don't.

I second that notion

 

[Mr. Debonaire]

lmao vincent, being a mod must rule

ya, don't talk to a girl you like on IM, it will almost never work out in your favor. i say this as a recovering addict, it only hurts your game