"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Good songs for profile?

toddC

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Okay, very random/non-important question but I'm bored and getting frusturated :(.

I'm looking for some lyrics to put on my profile for AIM. What are some good songs to put some lyrics on about a girl? :rockon:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I'm N Luv Wit A Stripper - T-pain
 

six-foot AZN '05

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Unpredictable by Jaime Foxx
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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08aisaac

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I like Heard 'Em say.
Or something by Tupac.
Stay away from the annoying rock. I mean, no one wants to hear that **** when they're on your profile. Even though it's good the rest of the time.
 

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I've got Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye. Or try Back At One by Brian McKnight, chicks generally love that one.

Or, you could use a movie quote to spice up your AIM profile. I have the prayer that the MacManus brothers pray over their victims from Boondock Saints.
 

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Right Here - Stained

Right Here

Specifically the last chorus:

"I always find a way to keep you right here waiting"
 

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Put some classic rock in there. Stuff like Bad Company, Van Halen, Zeppelin, etc.

Or put in the Macerena..that'd be pretty cool. Hahaha.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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