"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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good site for approach ideas ?

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I remember a while back i had bookmarked a site that someone on here linked,but somehow it got erased , it had tons of creative approach ideas ,on of them was to approach a group of girls and tell them your going to do a magic trick , tell them to close their eyes and grasp the cutest girl by the hand and lead her away from the groups sight ,lol that's just one example does anyone think they know what site im talking about ? I know i should be coming up with these myself , but after knowing about that site i just figured id ask if any one was familiar with it
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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ok, I don't think anyone knows of the site im talking about , so lets just our most interesting approaches.

I was in a record store with two of my friends and i saw this girl with her friend and they were both wearing tiaras (was really close to Disney) and the blonde witch i was interested in and these really odd lime green nike shoes , i decided i was gonna talk to here , I told my friends to stay where they were and i would approach the girl and ask here witch on of me and my friends looked the oldest . So I walk up to the girl and it goes something like this

me:hey i like your shoes
hb7: oh , thanks
me: im __
hb7: hi , im __
me: I like your little tiara things
hb7 (looks at her friend) yeah were totally princesses
me: so , where are you two princesses from ?
hb7: ____ but my parents have a summer house here
me: lol cool , (i look back to my friends , and there gone i see them peeking over a shelf a few aisles down , so i tell the girl ill brb n i flag their sorry a$$es over)
me: so yeah which one of us do you think is the oldest? (lame gimmick i kno)
(pointless rambling about our ages she thought i was the oldest and im not)
after that i kinda freeze, super awkward silence
me: sooo, you should give me your number so maybe if your here again we can hang out
hb7:umm ,sure

this happened a while ago so im being as acurrate as i can be
i texted her later that night because i wasn't sure if the number was real or not , low and behold it was , but through that week i was a needy lil afc and texted her to much , and never got to meet up with her .

very embarrassing approach but i learned a lot from it
 

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double post =/
 
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