"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Good news DJ"s

WrEcKLeSS2000

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Tonight I'm going over to this girls dorm, She called me up and invited me over...This is my first time actually doing this so I'm a bit nervous....But wish me luck anyway...Hopefully she wants me, I'm gonna assume she does....


Another thing...I approached this girl in my class, i tried talking to her but she was giving me all this 1 word answer bull****, I'm not gonna put up with that...So I decided shes not worth it to me...

But tonight I'm gonna try to get with this girl. in her dorm
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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LikRetsam

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yay?
 

high nrg

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O **** ! no way dude


Originally posted by LikRetsam
yay?
exactly. good for you

do u want advice?
or were you just letting us know?
 

Patrick124

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don't be ****s.
good job man. next time, don't make a post though.
good achievement. its ntot o far into college. bone many more chicks man.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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WrEcKLeSS2000

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Well the nights over, long story short, its not gonna work out,nothing even happened either....But no biggie, shes good for a friend and social proof..plus i met some of her girlfriends....so its all good
 

Juggalo

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Get to be better friends with her friends and get with them.

Maybe when THEY invite you to THEIR dorm something will happen. :cool:
 
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