"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Good girls, bad books

HoneyHitter

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Example of what "good girls" read on the way to their corporate jobs:

Succubus Blues is the first novel in the series. It introduces the character of Georgina Kincaid, an immortal (though still very human) succubus, her coworkers at her human job, and her damned co-workers at her real job. Despite her wholesome and dull position at a Seattle bookstore, Georgina is charged with tempting men to sin so that she can score points for team Hell, and recharge her own personal magical essence. The status quo is upset when her favorite author comes to town for a book signing and immortals around her start inexplicably dying.
Why do women complain about being seen as sex objects again? Seems like nothing can be exciting enough if it doesn't involve some kind of romantic (*cough cough* sexual) plot.

Another thing...

I used to like science fiction movies, but nowadays it seems like every movie has some kind of mandatory romantic or feminist scene in it. Totally ruins it for me.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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Frozen and the new Star Wars had feminist and lefty ideas in their cast and some even went into the plot.

Both of those movies still fell short in every area however, but hey the cast is colorful(with not very much acting talent I might add) and she's independent now!

I still don't understand how those two movies are highly rated.
 
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