Heres one that I use all the time and has yet to fail me. When I see a girl eating something in class or where ever just be like "Damn if I had a big ice cold soda on a hot day like this I would share it with you." You can use it for jsut about anythign they are eating. It almsot always cracks them up and they usually offer you some, which could be seen as an IOI in some cases.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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