"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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good comedy tv sitcoms

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i watch the jeffersons today and found it hilarious

what else am i missing out on?

to me everybody loves raymond is awesome, just so you know my humor. my wife and kids is pretty good too
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Please do not watch that god awful Full House or Family Matters. They suck ass and balls. I'm old school so Seinfeld, Curb your enthusiasm, Cheers, Grounded for Life (my daughter just turned me on to it) is really good too.
 

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Trailer Park Boys. I repeat, Trailer Park Boys.
 

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kickureface said:
what the freak is trailer park boys
It's a Canadian show about a bunch of people who live in a run-down trailer park. Lots of swearing, dope smoking, alcoholism and illegalities. Fun for the whole family!

http://www.trailerparkboys.com/
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Malcom in the Middle and The Office
 

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malcolm in the middle
Two and a Half Men (older episodes)
Simpsons
Futurama
Sienfeld
friends (what not to do)
Step-By-Step (alright good for a laugh)

and many others

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Holy crap, you think Everybody Loves Raymond is great? That shows about as generic and dull as dishwater as sitcoms get.

Some good sitcoms (including some obvious ones):

Seinfeld (duh)

Curb Your Enthusiasm: created by and stars the creator of Seinfeld, but it's on HBO, so it's really like a darker, more adult version of Seinfeld. And it really is.....everything from the style of dialogue to the jokes to the way Larry David speaks will remind you of Seinfeld.

Simpsons (first several seasons, then the show got a totally new staff and went to sh*t)

Futurama: if you liked the Simpsons, watch this.

South Park: it may seem like crude, infantile humor (and often it is), but in actuality it's a really smart show in its own way, and for some reason more than any other show I could watch this 24/7 if I had to. I prefer the first several seasons, though.

Freaks and Geeks: this is more of a drama with comedy than a sitcom, but it's pretty funny at times. But it's a really good show, especially if you experienced american highschool.

Malcolm in the Middle (a really funny and unique show about 4 sons in a dysfunctional family; the dad Hal is awesome)

The Office (UK version): somewhat of a dramedy, but has some of the funniest moments in television ever. The character David Brent will be a freakin tv legend. The show also has a nice honesty about the way it treats its characters that makes it more heartfelt. This is one of the best shows ever on television. It's also only 12 episodes + an extra length special final episode long, too.

Arrested Development: quite simply one of the funniest shows ever. It's literally so chock full of funny lines, self-referential humor and hilarious characters that you have to pay close attention or watch through several times to catch everything. Gob is one of the funniest characters ever.

3rd Rock from the Sun: this is one of the more standard sitcoms on the list, but it's just very well done and really funny. John Lithgow (actor) is the freakin man.

News Radio: ditto (minus John Lithgow). I'm not too into standard laugh-track sitcoms anymore, but this is one of those rare ones that was actually really good.

That's all I can think of right now....
 

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Scrumtulescence said:
Holy crap, you think Everybody Loves Raymond is great? That shows about as generic and dull as dishwater as sitcoms get.
Get married and have a kid then you'll get it. Single guys don't appreciate the humor.

I really like "Til Death. Funny sh!t
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Reno 911. Priceless.
 

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Ugggh! *vooooooooomiiiiiit*

Consider:

T.V.?

T.V. + "good" ?

IF:

T.V. + "good" = oxymoron

"good" + comedy + T.V. = oxymoron

Sitcoms + "good" = oxymoron

THEN:

"good" + comedy + tv + sitcoms = you're a moron

ALSO:

TV is for women.

NOW:

"good" + comedy + tv + sitcoms = TV is for women = you're a moron
you're a moron =/= oxymoron
 

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Vulpine said:
Ugggh! *vooooooooomiiiiiit*

Consider:

T.V.?

T.V. + "good" ?

IF:

T.V. + "good" = oxymoron

"good" + comedy + T.V. = oxymoron

Sitcoms + "good" = oxymoron

THEN:

"good" + comedy + tv + sitcoms = you're a moron

ALSO:

TV is for women.

NOW:

"good" + comedy + tv + sitcoms = TV is for women = you're a moron
you're a moron =/= oxymoron
what the hell this horsecrap? you're an idiot.
 

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Scrumtulescence said:
what the hell this horsecrap? you're an idiot.
It's analytical logic, in it's simplest form. Most men have the capacity to understand this - it separates men from women.

You should, by nature, be able to understand this. If not, well... you better see a gynecologist to have him tell you what your problem is.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Bvbidd said:
BTW - If you don't watch TV at all you've got bigger problems.
If you call "busy doing worthwhile things" a problem, then yes, yes I do have bigger problems.

When's your appointment?
 

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Vulpine said:
And, if you guys seriously consider how we as DJ's/rAFC's interact socially and how we percieve society, you'll see something quite curious: we are sociopaths. Since we don't play by society's rules, have regard for what is traditionally "socially acceptable", or conform to societal standards, then we are actually "socially dysfunctional". So, by definition, we are actually sociopathic, perhaps even psychopathic in some regards.

Jeez... I didn't think I was crazy? Doesn't that mean I'm crazy? :confused:
Aww... darn it! I spoiled the fun by knowing that I'm crazy now. :mad:
I'm quite sure those links will help me.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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