Good cf Response to this Girl?? im stuck

[bomb]

k so im on this internet site just playin around n i send a comment to this hotty saying " r u in circus? " she wears alot of make up n such, she responds with "ha ha, your pretty funnyif anything i think i should be asking you that
good try though" im stuck what to say only b/c shes the type that will easily not reply bak again shell just ignore

 

[Fortunate_Juan]

haha

respond with:

"Yea I am in the circus, I tame lions. If you grow a beard I'm pretty sure I could get the owner to hire you too, it's just too bad I don't date girls with beards..."

or

"Actually, I own a circus. I wanted to put you in but you might have to change the way you wear your make up, also how do you feel about wearing squeaky shoes and a big red nose?"

 

[Rondavu]

Something about her physical appearance alarmed you. You were so put off by it that you sent her an insult about it. Now you want her back. Move on.

 

[Colinski282]

respond with:

"Yea I am in the circus, I tame lions. If you grow a beard I'm pretty sure I could get the owner to hire you too, it's just too bad I don't date girls with beards..."

or

"Actually, I own a circus. I wanted to put you in but you might have to change the way you wear your make up, also how do you feel about wearing squeaky shoes and a big red nose?"

aha both were pretty funny

 

[hi2u]

Your opener goes way beyond C+F, it's just an insult. There was nothing really creative or interesting about it either, the only purpose it served was to make fun of her appearance. Not only that, but you come off as extremely unintelligent with something as simple as "r u n a circus??? TEHEHEHEHE I SO FUNNY!" I wouldn't even worry about this one anymore. FUBAR. Next.