"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Well gentlemen, it has been quite a great couple of months for me. This site has helped me close more sales, inspired me to get back in the gym, chase my overall dream and purpose, and of course, get more women.

But I feel that, the need to post here is over. I really enjoyed a lot of you, including PRL, Pook, Anti Dump, Lost In Translation, Survivor, Gunwitch, and the list continues.

I am the happiest today, than I have ever been in my life. I finally have understood my purpose, and from growing up with low self esteem, I have finally been able to love myself for who I am, and to continue to be my improved self.

I joined the site in February...I had been reading here since about October though. I was afraid to join and post, because I was not sure how some of you would respond, but if I offended anybody, I will be the bigger man and say, I am sorry.

I wanted to spread love to you guys, and perhaps, maybe, help this discussion forum become a group of friends going into one direction, and that is self-development, but I guess that I failed.

But, I did succeed with one thing, and that was me. I developed, and are still developing. I learned, and still are learning. And I will continue to close sales, get women, eat puzzy, haha, and chase my dream.

I have learned, defiantly from the last discussion, how to not take peoples comments so seriously. I know that if one person says that you are a loser, but you argueing back makes it seem like that were right and you are insecure....

I said it before and I will say it again, I love you guys. I pray you all get the overall understanding of this site, of women, of life, and of being a man.

I know you will.

I pray that if you dont understand some of the teachings of this site, that maybe somebody would still be here to help you along and understand, because I wont.

To all newbies, overall, women are not evil and are not the enemy. Women are simple, once you learn that, getting puzzy, relationships, and one night stands will be simple.

To all jerks, overall, smile. It is okay to smile. You dont have to be a tough if you dont want to, and you dont have to be tough if you dont want to. Smile, laugh, it is okay....women are simple.

To all nice guys, overall, you are special. That women wants you because of you, not because of your gifts or nice guys actions, being your improved self is the only requirement, save your money.

And to all don juans, whether you loved me or hated me, you all helped me. You all have showed me that improving yourself, is the only self, that you can improve. You cant change women, men, or the world, but you can change you, and influence the world to change. Thank you.

I must go now...there are still things I have to learn, I will never stop learning. Will I come by every now and then? No. This will be the last time you hear from me.

Am I upset? No. From every thread I made, my will was to give out love and information to newbies, just the way that love and information was given to me. Did I accomplish that...I believe so. If I helped one person, then I did my job.

Thank you all, I will see you in heaven, YOU all will see ME again, when and where, will.....you will just have to see wont you?

Peace and Love Each Other Always- PVSSY-EATER OUT!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Didn't you already say you were leaving a little while ago? Are you hoping we beg you to stay?

Anyways, good luck.
 

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You have already said you were leaving last week, now go back to sucking my schlong, slurp slurp slurp.. feel the force b itch.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I seriously feel bad for you PE

you need to relax and have fun.

thre have been posts where I have completely disagreed with Jake-inator

then the next post..we agree....who gives a fyck if we dont agree with what you say!


ur not a DJ..dont go!

u need more help..help urself man
 

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Wow... well some of these replies have been a bit harsh... so all I will say is good luck PE!! Hope sh*t goes well for you.
 

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After reading the "you know what" thread. I think I've figured P-E out.

I think he's probably someone that doesn't have much going for him in life. Probably has some form of histrionic personality disorder or something.

And I'm pretty sure, judging my the way he's always talking about Pook and AD and whoever else, he's trying to make himself a martyr or some shyt.

I think he's trying to provoke flame wars so he can pretend to be forced off the boards and then, in his mind, be elevated to some sort of "god like" status among people on SoSuave. That last sentence was so ghey that it almost gave me a lisp.

All of his posts/theories are simply a re-hash of stuff that's already been done. And frankly it's pretty basic stuff.

And I'm kinda sick of the ghey "tony robbins/motivational speaker" tone of his posts.

P-E are you for real? Seriously? Jesus man at least post some pics of your conquests or something.

Am I the only one that thinks this P-E guy is a few bricks short of a load?
 

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This guy has been a freakin bone head from the beginning. He shows up out of no where, starts posting these ridiculous threads, then gets fed up and leaves repeatedly.....
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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hahaahaahaha

I AM BACKKKKK!!!

You know what I have been thinking, what the HELL am I so upest about? Haha, I mean, its you fools that are still trying to figure out women and figure out the, "Nine things to Make Your Women Love You," Hahah.

You know I try to help you, and you have the nerve, the nerve, to try and put ME down? Well, guess what fellows, the MAN IS BACK!!

I was thinking, why should I leave? I mean hell, these afcs need guidance by a real man, who is a real don juan, who aint afraid to tell these dumb azzes to SHUT THE FVCK UP!!

MindOverMatter...SHUT THE FVCK UP!
IKKENAI...SHUT THE FVCK UP!
DARTH VADER OR WHOEVER THE HELL YOU ARE...SHUT THE FVCK UP!

I am here to set my people free, YEAH MOSES I SAID IT BYTCHES.

You fvckers will keep them in isolation, keep them fvcked up, but the MAN IS BACK...AND NOW I AM ABOUT TO KICK AZZ AND SET MY FOLKS FREE.......

HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA....ATTENTION *****, KEYBOARD JOCKEY THAT YOU BYTCHES....HAHAHAAH
 

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Aww look our favorite attention wh0re is back... :cheer:


And here i was thinking that he was gone forever... :rolleyes:

How many hours was that? Like 9?
I think he's not only histronic but bipolar as well.
 

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YOUUUUUU god damn right Jake the Snake or whoever you are...the attention bytch is back and IS BRINGING THE LAW....What the fvck are you bytches gonna do.....
 

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I gotta admit, i'm liking this new confident PE a lot better...

Wow you're a Master Don Juan already?!?!
Didn't you just join like last week?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by PVSSY-EATER
What the fvck are you bytches gonna do.....

Ignore your stvpid fvcking azz?
 

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jprjpr......FUNNY HOW YOU IGNORE A REAL MAN...WHEN YOU POST ON A REAL MAN'S THREAD YOU DUMB BYTCH...

By the way...I don juaned your mother last night and she told me ALLLL ABOUT YOUR AFC AZZ, BYTCH!!
 

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Doesn't anyone find all this a little weird? Okay, maybe not a little but like a whole shyt load weird. Is this like typical North American behaviour?
 

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Not really... you get used to it over time that people are full of sh*t and don't actually mean anything they say.
 

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Originally posted by PVSSY-EATER
jprjpr......FUNNY HOW YOU IGNORE A REAL MAN...WHEN YOU POST ON A REAL MAN'S THREAD YOU DUMB BYTCH...

By the way...I don juaned your mother last night and she told me ALLLL ABOUT YOUR AFC AZZ, BYTCH!!
Put your picture up, and show what a "real man" you are punk azz.

Probably some "Steve Urkel" looking fvck....Real man...hahahaha.....You're nothing but an attention seeking fag. They should ban your stvpid fvcking azz from this board. You add nothing to it. You come on here when you're jazzed up on crack and talk nonsense.....Fvcking cvnt head.....
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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