Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Good Alternatives to Mayonaise in Tuna

Mr. Dude

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Tuna is a great way of getting protein, but mayo really makes it full of fat- calories. It's disgusting dry, so I have found good, quick ways of making it more bearable and moist (and actually quite tasty in the first two cases), whilst keeping the calories down and the protein up, for any of those post-workout meals (if this is part of your routine) :

- mix in some pesto, consume
- grate some cheese into with it (not too much because it has considerable fat), melt in microwave.
- use soya milk instead of mayonaisse. It does the job.

Of course, vegetables, herbs will make it more bearable in all these cases. You can put pesto and cheese in together, melting the cheese too.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Skilla_Staz

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theNOTO said:
Chipotle tabasco sauce.

Or, find a Chipotle restaraunt, and get some of the salsa's. They've got some that vary in spice.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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diablo

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Try 'Miracle Whip Light Mayo'. It's made by Kraft and has 37 cals per tbsp (3g fat, 2 carbs, 1g sugar). I've found you only need 1 tbsp per can of tuna, along with some pickle relish, diced apples & celery, and sliced egg whites.
 

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yea I put 1 can tuna + 1 tbsp light mayo + diced egg whites + relish = :)
 
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