"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Gonna Stage a Fight Tonight to Impress a Woman

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There's a fine chick who works at a club who I've talked to a couple times and know she's into and trains MMA (mixed martial arts).

Thought about staging a fight at the club tonight with one of my buds (me winning in glorious fashion of course) to impress her. My friend is bigger than me and looks very brutish, so it's gonna look especially sweet when I choked him out or make him tap out.

The plan is for him to hit on her in a very rude fashion and for me to come in like a knight in shinning armor riding upon a stead and save the day.
 

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Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Originally posted by loismustdie8000
Dude i do not know where to start! Just don't do it OK!
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Why? I know one of the bouncers working tonight. Gonna let him in on the jig so he and his boys know not to jump in too soon. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
 
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Why do you think you are going to impress her?
 
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Originally posted by SirLouen
Why do you think you are going to impress her?
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He's 6'2" about 220lbs and looks meaner than a rattlesnake with a sunburn. That's why it's gonna look so sweet when I put him in a guillotine choke and make him cry uncle. He's coming over in a while so we can practice and make sure we've got it down perfect.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Man you must be new Xp

by the way I do martial arts and when I see someone stage a fight I just think they are retards... You will end up like a knob end if she knows her stuff.

How about just going up to her and saying hi then asking her some questions about her passion (martial arts)?

Hugs and kisses

Amethyst - the un-drunken one!!!

P.D. Ok trust me trying to recreate a WWF move in a bar is probably the stupidest thing I have ever heard lol XP as a barman I would get all the bouncers to rape you for being silly.
 
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Originally posted by amethyst
Man you must be new Xp

by the way I do martial arts and when I see someone stage a fight I just think they are retards... You will end up like a knob end if she knows her stuff.

How about just going up to her and saying hi then asking her some questions about her passion (martial arts)?

Hugs and kisses

Amethyst - the un-drunken one!!!
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That's why we're going with the grappling and me making him submit via tapout or go "unconscious" by chokeout.

Do you think I should make him cry "matee" like Chung Lee in Bloodsport?
 
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you are putting to much effort into one girl. Read the bible! If you are trying to be a DJ then you should just ask her on a date and if she says no then that's her problem, you should not spend your whole night choreographing a fight to impress a chick. What if she hates violence? What if it goes wrong and you breake your mates nose? Dude just ask her for her number and arrange a date.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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He owes me big for helping him out of a jam before. Besides he doesn't live here so nobody's gonna know back where he lives.

And yeah, the reason we're not going to make it a punchout is because it wouldn't look real unless I clocked him and he's not up for getting KO'ed.
 
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Dude it will just look stupid but hell I'm not gonna try and talk ya out of it any more. Just do it and watch her reaction.
 
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I really hope you’re just taking the piss bro lol... I really would not be impressed if I saw two girls fight over me. Trust me martial arts teach you that violence is the last resort :p

She will be as impressed about your fighting skill as she would be if she caught you raping her dog.

Love

Amethyst
 
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Originally posted by amethyst
I really hope you’re just taking the piss bro lol... I really would not be impressed if I saw two girls fight over me. Trust me martial arts teach you that violence is the last resort :p

She will be as impressed about your fighting skill as she would be if she caught you raping her dog.

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This guy knows what he's talking about!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

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i know! screw a regular fight. Stage like a crazy mafia style shootout or something. have your friend run through the club with a briefcase and a gun, and run chasing and shooting at him, then when he trips run up to him, take the briefcase, say something cool like "hasta la vista, baby", then shoot him in the face (you said he owes you, right?) walk away gracefully, and while you walk by her, grab her hand and drag her behind you to your aston martin, drive off to your penthouse and vuck her 10 different ways.


THAT WILL IMPRESS HER!
 
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Originally posted by Thugo
He's 6'2" about 220lbs and looks meaner than a rattlesnake with a sunburn. That's why it's gonna look so sweet when I put him in a guillotine choke and make him cry uncle. He's coming over in a while so we can practice and make sure we've got it down perfect.
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OMG what a guy, you have me laughing here!!

thankyou for that....and i admire your strength in your goal!!!.

Let us know how it goes!!

-Malachi
 
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Originally posted by amethyst
I really hope you’re just taking the piss bro lol... I really would not be impressed if I saw two girls fight over me. Trust me martial arts teach you that violence is the last resort :p

She will be as impressed about your fighting skill as she would be if she caught you raping her dog.

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It's different for women. They get hot when a guy steps up and defends her. And that's exactly what she's going to think is going down.
 
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This actually sounds as a Mr. Knight trying to save Ms. Princess from the dragon claws... stupid kind of AFC mentality (too many Disney films in mind)
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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