"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Golden Corral Cracks Down On Skank Attire

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Did you guys see this one? Good for Golden corral. I don’t eat there because their food stinks but at least they have the right idea. Quite frankly I am sick of all women dressing like sloots. Not just fat ones like this one. I have no respect for women who dress like this in public, fat or skinny. My main reason is the fact that a lot of young men are so sexually frustrated and when I woman dresses like this in public it just makes things a lot harder on them. No pun intended.



 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Robert28

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The hell is the deal with taking pics in bathrooms?
 

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Even babies would cry seeing that whale walking around with that outfit.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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You know why women go to the bathroom together?
To squeeze the **** out of eachother's heads.
 

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You know why women go to the bathroom together?
To squeeze the **** out of eachother's heads.
Conveniently, there's a toilet near by.
 

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they like to wipe each other and see if the other chicks snatch is uglier or prettier than their own.
 

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The thing nightmares are made of. Guys probably go Down on that and hump on it. Revolting.
 
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