"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Going under the knife to fix the baggy dark circles under the eyes?

ER!C L!VE

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I see posts asking about fixing dark circles under the eyes frequently, so I figured you would get a kick out of this. I had laser eyelid surgery done about 6 months ago to fix the fatty bags under my eyes. They made me look tired, old and sh!tty. People always were asking me if I was tired. Creams will not take away a puffy fatty bags, however surgery will. So, $2500 later people don't ask me if I'm tired anymore. :cheer:

My before and after pix:

http://myeyelidsurgery.com/
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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diablo

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To be honest, I think the new haircut is what made the difference. (Serious) jokes aside, the results are pretty obvious - it does look much better.
 

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I get those too. It sucks because I'm only 18...

If I ever say I'm tired or something, even when it's an outright lie to get out of having to talk to someone, they always say something like "yeah you look kinda tired, blah blah blah"

I'll think about it.
 

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PlasticSurgeon said:
That is awesome, lasers are a freakin god send to the medical profession.
Don't put down the people who spent forever researching this by attributing the breakthrough to something that may not even exist.
 
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