"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Going to theme parks for approaches?

silenthill

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I live 5min away from a Six Flags and have a season pass. There are so many hot girls in that park, sure a lot of them are with friends and stuff but I was thinking this would be a good place for approaches. Or at least just for the expierence.

The one road block I have is what is my excuse for being there alone. Can you guys come up with one? Can be ****y funny or whatever but I need to have a reason other than I'm here to approach chicks. Also if you have any other good lines like something to say when a girl is screaming her head off, or just waiting in line.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Neoscarecrue

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just say that your friends were to scared to ride or that they are doing something else at the moment.once you hit it off good with a girl/or a set,you can be there tagalong for the rest of their day.it's actually a good idea because theme parks are fun and it kinda has a vacation feel about it so women seem to be more receptive to your material.and a bonus,if you have to bounce them,your place is only 5 minutes away.
 

DJ McBuster

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My advice

u dont need a reason to be at the themepark alone, if any chick asked u i would say: To meet cute girls like u or something else playful and stupid. This will cause her to smile, blush, or react in some kinda of way to show her intrest in u. When she is screaming talk about the last time u heard a girl scream like that or make up a funny story. When in line a good opener is to talk about the ride or your experience at the park. Tell her this rollercoaster is good but this other one is different or better, and see if she will go on it with u. Be sure to sit by her and touch on her while it is moving fast. Rollercoasters are great for kino.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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silenthill

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MVPlaya thats a good one. I'm going tonight at 7. We'll see what happens
 

The Nice Guy is Gone

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or you could go with something like this, "Do I need to be with others to have a good time (pause for aboue 2-3 seconds)...I don't think so.

And you could take a convo from there--of course, the above needs to be said in a playful way. I'm with DJ McBuster on this one--why do you need a reason to be there alone? If you want to have a good time, and no one's with you, I say have a good time anyway. And, in the process, meet some hot girls.
 
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