Poonani Maker
Master Don Juan
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Wish me luck in gaming the bridesmaids and various other potential bangees. Can't wait to see what I can pull off! I'll report back later.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Going to a wedding in a couple of hours
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
just so suave
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game the bride 
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If you actully succeed at that, i will order you pizza for the night =Djust so suave said:game the bride
Poonani Maker
Master Don Juan
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Well, I gamed a married, a girlfriend with her boyfriend sitting right there, and a bridesmaid who already wanted me and still does want me bad. The bride hadn't even kissed a guy before today is what she said, because she said that her sister got pregnant at 15 and she saw all the trouble she went through so she vowed not to even kiss a guy until she got married. She's 28.
The poor guy who's girlfriend I was sitting next to. This is the same gal who I'd gotten to dump her previous boyfriend (who was there also parading his new girlfriend in from of her trying to make her jealous and she was jealous feeling sick) the very next day. She's daddy's girl spoiled and shallow, and wants someone with unstoppable good-looks like me, but she can't have me. It's funny I'd get up and go get some lemonade and come back and she'd be gone leaving her boyfriend just sittin there. Poor guy. I hate to be a boyfriend wrecker. Women always wanta compare their man (whether married or not) to me.
The poor guy who's girlfriend I was sitting next to. This is the same gal who I'd gotten to dump her previous boyfriend (who was there also parading his new girlfriend in from of her trying to make her jealous and she was jealous feeling sick) the very next day. She's daddy's girl spoiled and shallow, and wants someone with unstoppable good-looks like me, but she can't have me. It's funny I'd get up and go get some lemonade and come back and she'd be gone leaving her boyfriend just sittin there. Poor guy. I hate to be a boyfriend wrecker. Women always wanta compare their man (whether married or not) to me.