"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Going out sarging

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Some distant friends are coming to town this week, we're gonna go sarging the first night they're here. Our main goal isn't to pick up chicks, just to screw around and have fun, so I'm willing to field test any lines you guys are too hesitant about. So post them here, I'll get back to you by saturday (we're sarging friday night).

PS: I'm probably about a 7.5-8 in looks, if I had another 10-15lbs on me I'd be an easy 8.5, i'm a reformed AFC... still trying to get my game on, but right now I'm looking at a possible relationship with the hottest freshman (I'm a sophomore).
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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You: "Hi, you remind me of someone id like to meet.... whats your name/email/phone number"

Thx dude

What i predict is...if shes not in a good mood

Her: "hi you remind me of someone i DONT wanna meet"
 
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Originally posted by []D [] []V[] []D

What i predict is...if shes not in a good mood

Her: "hi you remind me of someone i DONT wanna meet"
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then you can just say "bye"

and walk off. next person
 
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