"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Going on Holiday

PeterCrouch

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Jun 7, 2005
Messages
291
Reaction score
0
Going on Holiday tonite to Greece, with the family! 2 Younger sisters and my mum and dad!

Gonna be on the beach alot!

Any help on how to get rid of the parents or chat to girls without my parents bothering me?

Any ways i could chat to the locals? Teasing them about there accent is this good?

Im bored so i thought i would ask!

Ta x
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

Read more...

Top