novaknight
Senior Don Juan
I'm going on a cruise to the Bahamas tomorrow. Is there any chance of me getting laid? And should I try to get my nut with some hawt *****es?
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
What cruise line are you going on? It sounds lame, but check out the Youth Club and go to the first meet and greet event. Your parents should understand that you would want to hang out with kids your own age, and they probably want a break from you as well. I found that it was critical to just collect a big group of friends early on and the girls usually follow.novaknight said:Cause I'm underage. Meaning no alcohol. I'll see if my height can help me sneak into the adults only club, but I doubt I'll be able to get in. And I'm going with my family (who probably wants me to stick with them and stuff).
Also happen to need condoms, and I'm not sure where to get em.
AYE!! U Norwegian?novaknight said:I'm going on Norweigian Cruise Lines. Supposedly there is a youth center. But parents will be the hard part. Last time I was able to get away with it, but apparantly they would rather I accompany the family :/
I'm gonna try that, but I'd also like to have experience opening some older chicks too.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
you will not get laid,novaknight said:Cause I'm underage. Meaning no alcohol. I'll see if my height can help me sneak into the adults only club, but I doubt I'll be able to get in. And I'm going with my family (who probably wants me to stick with them and stuff).
Also happen to need condoms, and I'm not sure where to get em.
I'm starting to think of a gameplan/openers, any advice would be appreciated.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Odd that you say that considering how there was a club in there. And I had the chance to practice game by sarging.BBbardot said:you will not get laid,
no single person ever get laid on a cruise
not talking about underage guys with their parents...
a club for poeple in couple.novaknight said:Odd that you say that considering how there was a club in there. And I had the chance to practice game by sarging.
a club for poeple in couple.novaknight said:Odd that you say that considering how there was a club in there. And I had the chance to practice game by sarging.
a club for poeple in couple.novaknight said:Odd that you say that considering how there was a club in there. And I had the chance to practice game by sarging.
a club for poeple in couple.novaknight said:Odd that you say that considering how there was a club in there. And I had the chance to practice game by sarging.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
It didn't happen, I came back from the trip about a week ago. But I gotten close. There were tons of college-age students, and I easily passed for one. Problem was I made the mistake of not lying about my age. I might post a field report sometime.BBbardot said:a club for poeple in couple.
i don't think any young single girl would go on a cruise.
the single girl that go are like more than 30 i guess.
And no girl above 22 would score an underage guy AND take him to her cabin get laughed about by her girl friends, and just give herself the feeling she is a desperate cougar ^^ ALL this with the presence of his parents on the boat. No... that's very unlikely. IF it happens, write a novel about it. IT would be novel worthy^^