Going on a HB9 ride, anyone wana join?

[Alexandar]

thanks ruler, good advice, will follow, and will snatch up that book sounds solid

 

[Suspens]

the real problem is money, i suck at managing it and have none at this point, so she will just have to wait

Similar issue, I have enough money for coffee date but no place. Would a hot girl like that wait for your **** though?

 

[Alexandar]

i figure the more i make her wait the better lol

 

[cordoncordon]

Check your PMs Alex.

 

[Alexandar]

iThought her IL might be through the roof if shes not just phucking around and now im almost certain shes not phucking around. IL is high, i dont know why, but she strikes me as the type who sees somethin and decides she wants it game over, probably somethin random about my look hooked her (there was 2 tables when we met, she immidiately moved to my table after being sat at the other and started involving me in the general table wide blabber she always initiates), so im feigning blind luck here, i did nothing.
She initiated txts quick the night before last, we didnt talk much but she managed to quickly veer me towards being my submissive, and i spat out "women tell me i have a certain look in my eye when im locked in on my imminent desire for a submissive chick, say it drives them wild, do you believe this sh it?" and shes like of courseeee its like how i feel when im laying there naked not knowing what he will do to me, makes me wild too, standard stupid sex talk that i shuldve cut out but now im done.
In general i keep my answers short and sparse, and shes all over me even more, yesterday she broke down her whole poker room situation for me and as hilarious as it was (she hasnt phucked any of them), i was leaving work and driving home etc so i didnt bother with the text for a while, (she sent a second and third one) and then later i said sorry i fell asleep halfway through with my popcorn coming out of my mouth , shes like youre so mean (im thinking i just flopped gin, poker reference)
I told her i date multiple chicks no exclusivity and tell them all about it, shes like yep cool im sorta like that too but i have the end goal of finding a serious relationship..i think she wants my entire D
Why does her personality feel so.... stripper-like to me?

In more important news, i quit cigarrettes cold turkey monday, after a decade

must....not....quit.....the quitting

so edgy

 

[Suspens]

Check your PMs Alex.

That's becoming creepy.

You are aware that every woman on the planet has boobs, right?

Not as big and sturdy/filled as hers.

 

[Alexandar]

ummm fish in barrel she just initiated begging me find time to see her... what is this loool

 

[Alexandar]

https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/320xq90/r/912/bCmqiM.jpg

 

[Suspens]

The face is 6.5 at best. Are you trolling though? What's with the "she is begging for my c0cka but i won't give it to her " lol.


IMO if the attraction was mainly physical, it won't disappear anytime soon. You said she liked your face apparently. Don't ruin your chance though, she isn't simply stroking your ego, give the poor girl what she desires.

 

[Alexandar]

thanks suspens
whoes talkin about not giving her it
im shocked u rated her body 10 but the face is 6.5? thats the troll
anyways ill catch up with her this weekend

 

[Alexandar]

she asked me to call her last night so i called her today, she wants to hang out monday (working all weekend), so ill be taking her out then

theres two little hiccups but nothing I cant high jump over,

1) I live with my folks, i got a nice place in the basement but still, shes expecting this 'furious phucking' so it might be too loud to bring her home especially on a monday night, but I might just do it anyways and gag her, she said she wants me to anyways, if not I might have to grab us a room, which Id rather not

2) she doesnt drink, ever.... enough said on that

hopefully im not too hung over monday

 

[cordoncordon]

she asked me to call her last night so i called her today, she wants to hang out monday (working all weekend), so ill be taking her out then

theres two little hiccups but nothing I cant high jump over,

1) I live with my folks, i got a nice place in the basement but still, shes expecting this 'furious phucking' so it might be too loud to bring her home especially on a monday night, but I might just do it anyways and gag her, she said she wants me to anyways, if not I might have to grab us a room, which Id rather not

2) she doesnt drink, ever.... enough said on that

hopefully im not too hung over monday

Bro you cannot bring her back to your mom and dads basement. Not only does that fit into every stereotype there is as far as a loser living in his parents basements (which I know you are not-but you don't want to give her that idea), but there is just no way you can both be comfortable enough to have a full out sexathon. Take her to a nice lounge and see if you can get her to try some kind of exotic fruity drink. Who knows if the place is nice enough and the vibe is right she just might give in and try it. Then take her to a nice dinner (but don't each too much) and have a nice hotel room ready and waiting.

Then bang bang.

 

[Alexandar]

haha well said but heres the thing,

i really dont care, even to be stereotyped like that its like whatever, her opinion is irrelevant because we are already going to phuck regardless, we talked about it lol, its going down 100% and she seems pretty excited about it

but youre right about comfort levels, and im thinking 1)she doesnt have to know its my folks ill probably just tell her its just roomates upstairs and 2)she wants me to gag her so i will, and that will fix my comfort level as well since she cant scream

i actually looked at some hotels almost got one but phuck that i could barely afford it anyway

im also about to embark on an adventure with a 21yo HB8 i was recently introduced to by a friend, and shes looking for fwb

my REAL conundrum is one i havent even shared here yet:

i have a girlfriend, who is really nice to me, and im having a sudden major attack of consciousness

 

[Alexandar]

texts from yesterday:

her:Hahaha, some things are just off the table, beasteality is one of those things.

me:haha thatll make it hard to phuck the beast within me

her:I hope you're not a disappointment. I haven't talked myself up too hard, but you ... I'm expecting to see stars.

meh **** ummm wrong guy then, im a virgin and my **** is actually 2 inches on a good day

her:Feel the need to backtrack now eh? Haha

me: absolutely i got cold feet, i totally understand if Monday is off now

her:I wouldn't be surprised if you really were this sexual deviant but became so concerned with pleasing me that "he" didn't work the first time. It's happened before.

me:maybe when im 50 ill experience that too but concern with pleasing ?wrong guy again, you might see stars, you might not, but your eyeballs will roll back into your head


her:Hahaha okay ...

 

[ImTheDoubleGreatest!]

All talk, no walk. At this point, she is expecting so much outta you. You gotta go for the home run. Don't just stay at level 1 with the texting bs. We've all been telling you to finish her (pun intended) already. It doesn't matter where you do it, as long AS you do it. I mean ****, go use a public restroom for the thrill of getting caught. Some girls are into that sh!t, maybe she is. But regardless it doesn't matter. Just do it.

 

[Alexandar]

I dont know why people are thinking i might not do it just because i keep updating before ive had a chance to see her. Its already done pretty much, dont worry. Im super comfortable smashing women, once i get them alone its over.
And its ok if shes expecting a lot cuz i happen to like sex and im a machine, she'll get hers, whatever.

But what about my gf? Im gonna go through with it anyways cuz im a piece of sh! t i guess but, ill still feel bad

 

[G_Govan]

You know, it's actually ok for YOU to have expectations. Don't allow any chick to grab the frame from you by making you feel like you have to perform like some slave while she lay back in her throne.

If she's not concerned about how she'll please you then she's the one in control.

Don't feel the need to qualify yourself when it comes to sex. She'll get what you give her and if she doesn't like it, so what?

Sex works both ways.

 

[Alexandar]

thats like, exactly my perspective bro.

 

[Starfvcks 64]

This is such a weird thread to me. It's a completely different world than what I know.
Seems like a lot of effort for one girl, but at the same time it also seems completely out of my element. A little spastic, but interesting.

Jesus Christ though, learn how to reverse image search. It really does take just a few seconds to find out a ton of info on someone. It also only takes one frustrated white knight to find her info and send her a link to your thread, fvcking everything up. I'm actually surprised it hasn't happened yet, tbh. You gotta be careful with that.

If you're gonna post a pic that can be reversed searched, try to alter it enough so it will be harder to match up. Change the colors in the background, flip the image, crop what you can, etc. Or just say "fvck it" and hope nobody cares enough to interfere. That last ones a risk. The people on that forum must be some bros .

I had to learn these things the hard way. A loser white knight may not be a threat to you in real life, but they can cause some problems online.

Good luck bro. Seems like a fun one. Your game seems good, just weird to me. I have a feeling she's looking at you as BF material, which could be bad or good depending on your perspective. You don't seem to care either way so it's all good lol.

 

[Alexandar]

cliffs:

went to casino drunk for sone poker after home games didnt work out for first time in 2yrs on a friday

mrs. 'im working 4-1am at a childrens center' is there, lol

i approach laugh hug her and say whoes gonna take care of those kids, shes like i called in sick etc etc acting super nervous haha

we played for a bit she got crushed and we hugged and she left, i didnt pursue cuz i was fkin trashed and she had other plans, whatever i was there for poker

i proceed to win 500 and lose it yay got smoked good times Anywayssss

a guy there approachd. me and told me dude delete ur thread on 2+2 peoplee here read that sh! t LOL me n him had a smoke n wwe laughed sooo hard hes this 6foot tall redhead awesome guy n he said 'moooarrr, we want naked pics'lmao no joke

she txts me to say sry i left so early r we still on for monday im like yea im jus messing around with u your personal life aint my business shes like blablabla i wasnt feelin it runnin bad etc and im like cool watever nite

and shes like nite but i hav to end the conversation always or sum sh! t im. like wtf fk this so i txt bak ' ...i win'

and now we r like 30 one liners deep and she wont quit and its so funny

heres my 31st line:
listen you dirty little girl, shut that pretty mouth of yours and go to sleep this ****ing second.

she.kept goin tho rofl

starfks nice post thats good advice ill take it in, and btw its not a lot of effort for one chik bro

im just havin fun with this, and maybe updating too much haha its a funny story tho whatever

if she puts out she puts out who cares good times, but be sure i will escalate her a s s fearlessly and i dont see her resisting


what do u guys infer from her actions though? the straight up lie..... lol. ?
girls will girl