"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Going down

MagnuM

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Would you go down on a HB if she was clean?...if you did that, you could tell them to return a favor :D
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Andromax

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Would you have sex with a hot chick if she was naked in your bed?
Aww crap.. im outa stupid questions...
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by Andromax
Would you have sex with a hot chick if she was naked in your bed?
Aww crap.. im outa stupid questions...
Just keep coming back to the forum, it's inevitable that more will be posted.
 

Wiesman44

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if u dont go down on her, why should she go down on you ?


think before u type
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Doctor Who

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The question should be who doesn't go down these days?

If her cooch is all nasty, then obviously not. But as long as everything looks clear, and you trust that she doesn't have any infections/diseases/alien abductions, then go for it.

She would be nexted in a heartbeat for not returning the favor.
 

Kaine

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Look if you a going to post a moronic question, at least make it entertaining

I'll chit in $5 so we can buy you a bucket of sleeping pills

Feel free to commit suicide
 
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