insanity
Master Don Juan
some of the hotties were ho's. depended on who was around. stinky or delicious.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Going down on a girl
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
ethnomethodologist
Master Don Juan
All the stank girls that I've gone down on all had a recent bout of yeast infection. They get them from dirty d!cks...
"It smelled like he hadn't showered for a month, He was so dirty I thought it was going to fall off"
"It smelled like he hadn't showered for a month, He was so dirty I thought it was going to fall off"
Re:
I love it.
I love it for what it can do to a girl, and what results in return.
Don't go down on EVERY GIRL. That's where seeing how she cares for herself UP ABOVE, determines how she does below. MOST girls, I know like it, but I've met a few who don't. Perhaps self conscious because of previous bad experiences, as it sounds from most guys.
Personally, I don't care about shaving anymore. I've seen enough that I'm bored. I WANT SOME FREAKING CREATIVE PVSSIES!!! I've often seen foreign porn, and some foreign girls look HAWT with a nice bush. Even some asian girls do. Then you might have some American girls which seem to grow everywhere but her face. Gross.
I think a trail is hawt. And even some soft hair is good. Because if the girl SKIPS one day, you have YOUR facial hair GRINDING her unshaven box, which is totally UNFUN. And some girls, those who don't wax, get ingrown hairs. So again, it DEPENDS on the girl. How they do it. Their habits. Etc.
But 69ing has to be super fun, and it can make ANY good girl LOOK or SEEM bad.
NEVER go down on a chick that's just a FWB. You're asking for a disease, plus you're putting your mouth where tons of guys had their d1cks, and that's almost as bad as portapottey.
A-Unit
I love it.
I love it for what it can do to a girl, and what results in return.
Don't go down on EVERY GIRL. That's where seeing how she cares for herself UP ABOVE, determines how she does below. MOST girls, I know like it, but I've met a few who don't. Perhaps self conscious because of previous bad experiences, as it sounds from most guys.
Personally, I don't care about shaving anymore. I've seen enough that I'm bored. I WANT SOME FREAKING CREATIVE PVSSIES!!! I've often seen foreign porn, and some foreign girls look HAWT with a nice bush. Even some asian girls do. Then you might have some American girls which seem to grow everywhere but her face. Gross.
I think a trail is hawt. And even some soft hair is good. Because if the girl SKIPS one day, you have YOUR facial hair GRINDING her unshaven box, which is totally UNFUN. And some girls, those who don't wax, get ingrown hairs. So again, it DEPENDS on the girl. How they do it. Their habits. Etc.
But 69ing has to be super fun, and it can make ANY good girl LOOK or SEEM bad.
NEVER go down on a chick that's just a FWB. You're asking for a disease, plus you're putting your mouth where tons of guys had their d1cks, and that's almost as bad as portapottey.
A-Unit
Egoist
Master Don Juan
LOVE it.
of course, i've been lucky to be with some very tasty girls.
but yeah, LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT.
of course, i've been lucky to be with some very tasty girls.
but yeah, LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
:rockon: I love girls with bushes instead of shaven.
comic_relief
comic_relief
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Desdinova
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Always loved eating out. Hell, I get cravings for it. But then again, I enjoy seafood.
I'd have to agree with the whole groomed pu55y issue. If they groom themselves nicely and wash, I have no problems.
Women who stink are an automatic turn-off. It's pretty bad when their ass smell is overpowering. I don't like smelling 5hit when I'm eating.
I'd have to agree with the whole groomed pu55y issue. If they groom themselves nicely and wash, I have no problems.
Women who stink are an automatic turn-off. It's pretty bad when their ass smell is overpowering. I don't like smelling 5hit when I'm eating.
ethnomethodologist
Master Don Juan
lol, nor dried piss. I've gone down on a girl who had crusties in her bush, I had to leave the house I couldn't stop laughing at her... lol, she was clean the next night though
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Yuck. I had a GF who used those and they make it taste like vinegar.
If it stinks, just have them take a shower with you and swirl your finger in there a bit. That way you can completely avoid the awkward question.