"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Going down on a girl

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Does anyone know any websites that will aid me in this art ?

Please give me your advice. :flowers:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Make sure she is into it, otherwise it could be a big turn-off. I don't know any websites but when I do it I usually go down pretty slowly, kissing my way down, keeping a relaxed atmosphere. It's not too good just to kiss her once and then jab your head between her legs the next instant.

The important thing is for her to feel comfortable with it. If she's relaxed she can just focus on enjoying what you give her. Then it's mostly trial and error, see what she responds best to and do it. Does she like it when you finger her at the same time? Does she like when you use lips, tongue and stuff or just the tongue.. does she like when you suck gently on the ****oris? Ask her what feels good if it's a LTR girl.
 
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