“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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JayCamx23

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how do u get a dank azz ho to go away? its so annoying shes dank, and wont go away from me so what do i do?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Q-Pid

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well de-dank her. You know, by danking the dank. Alternatively whip out the dank-hand and dank her up. Third option is to dank that hoe like a ploe!

Seriously though, what does "dank" mean?
 

Dustin

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HAHA Q1 you f-in hilarious!!!
 

Doc Dogg

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Well, personally, I would take her out, make her pay for everything, tell her you want her to do something, then complain that she didn't do it properly, set up dates and not turn up, constantly ask her if you look fat in jeans and basically act like a stuck up high school girl.

If she is still into you after all that, then go to town on her, do things that would make a pornstar blush ;) Then tell her you want to go out with her hottest friend and make her set the whole thing up for you.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Real Ice Man

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but "dank" herb is good herb...
 

TheManlyMan

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Originally posted by Doc Dogg
Well, personally, I would take her out, make her pay for everything, tell her you want her to do something, then complain that she didn't do it properly, set up dates and not turn up, constantly ask her if you look fat in jeans and basically act like a stuck up high school girl.

If she is still into you after all that, then go to town on her, do things that would make a pornstar blush ;) Then tell her you want to go out with her hottest friend and make her set the whole thing up for you.
agreed in so many ways. unless she is seriously ugly you should ride it out. Ugly girls always have hotter friends. Use the ugly one as the connection to get to the hotter ones.
 

The Real Ice Man

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That's true. Being on good terms with lots of girls does provide social proof which is essential for getting with the girls you want.
 
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