"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Glory Hole Hypergamy

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When chicks need to bang an alpha, not even a fence will stand in their way.

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/0...angutan-paternity-test-results/7201549041161/

Feb. 1 (UPI) -- A zoo in Switzerland said an orangutan paternity test had some surprising results when officials discovered the mother and father are in different enclosures.

The Basel Zoo said officials carried out a DNA test on 5-month-old orangutan Padma as part of an endangered species breeding program, and they were surprised to discover the only male in her enclosure, Budi, 14, was not her father.



The test found Padma's mother, Maja, had instead gotten pregnant from Vendel, 18, a male orangutan in an adjacent enclosure.

Officials said the orangutans apparently managed to mate through the holes in the fence separating their enclosure.

The zoo said Vendel is the dominant male at the zoo and is the only of the facility's three male orangutans to have cheek pads, which female orangutans in the wild have been known to seek out when they are in heat.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Who Dares Win

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Well at least Badi aint braking nuts and grabbing leafs for her and the kid for the rest of his life....

Btw I run out of wonder when it comes of what females can do to link themselves to the top dog, I start to believe they would even evolve their hamster powered brain to build a spaceship if the chads were all on the moon...enslaving earth betas wouldnt be an problem either.
 

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The zoo said Vendel is the dominant male at the zoo and is the only of the facility's three male orangutans to have cheek pads, which female orangutans in the wild have been known to seek out when they are in heat.
He's so alpha, his sperm impregnated her just by being in the vicinity.
 
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