"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Glorifying Butch Women

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I barely watch the soul destroying and cancerous tool of the debbil that is television but decided I'd flick it on this morning and the first story I see is some bullsh!t promoting women to take on traditional male trades.

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/26184891/vp/48070192#48070192

Now the b!tch in the studio promoting all this has obviously never picked up a tool in her life yet her 2 beacons of womanhood examples looked like they've sucked down more muff than I have.

She fails to mention these jobs are bloody hard on a MANS body with all the strength that goes with it let alone what it does to a physically inferior woman's body, these jobs literally dissolve all of a woman's femininity.

Her selling point to the general masses of drones is " It's a refreshing surprise when a woman shows up to fix your x ..teehee ". Are you bloody kidding me, why the in blue blazers when women are finally realising that they phucked themselves in the ass pushing to join men in the workforce, with all the economic problems it is now causing , not to mention being statistically unhappier now than they ever were is society still pushing this agenda?

Just once I'd love to see a story glorifying women to be good housewives and the importance of being the glue that holds the traditional family unit together. I think I'd pass out in excitement.

I diverted a bit .These phuckers, honestly.


Anyway, on a more positive side note I saw a joke that made it's way into my local hardware shops trade magazine today.

One woman to another at a singles bar :

"I'm not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I meet a man, I ask myself, is this the guy I want my children to spend every other weekend with?"
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I don't mind this glorification, so the hippos at my workplace can be inspired to do some lifting, like changing the water bottles themselves, instead of leaving it all to the poor skinny little blokes who are half their weights.
 
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