"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Glorifying Butch Women

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I barely watch the soul destroying and cancerous tool of the debbil that is television but decided I'd flick it on this morning and the first story I see is some bullsh!t promoting women to take on traditional male trades.

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/26184891/vp/48070192#48070192

Now the b!tch in the studio promoting all this has obviously never picked up a tool in her life yet her 2 beacons of womanhood examples looked like they've sucked down more muff than I have.

She fails to mention these jobs are bloody hard on a MANS body with all the strength that goes with it let alone what it does to a physically inferior woman's body, these jobs literally dissolve all of a woman's femininity.

Her selling point to the general masses of drones is " It's a refreshing surprise when a woman shows up to fix your x ..teehee ". Are you bloody kidding me, why the in blue blazers when women are finally realising that they phucked themselves in the ass pushing to join men in the workforce, with all the economic problems it is now causing , not to mention being statistically unhappier now than they ever were is society still pushing this agenda?

Just once I'd love to see a story glorifying women to be good housewives and the importance of being the glue that holds the traditional family unit together. I think I'd pass out in excitement.

I diverted a bit .These phuckers, honestly.


Anyway, on a more positive side note I saw a joke that made it's way into my local hardware shops trade magazine today.

One woman to another at a singles bar :

"I'm not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I meet a man, I ask myself, is this the guy I want my children to spend every other weekend with?"
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I don't mind this glorification, so the hippos at my workplace can be inspired to do some lifting, like changing the water bottles themselves, instead of leaving it all to the poor skinny little blokes who are half their weights.
 
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