Glengarry Approach- Guaranteed to Work
DJ3: Let me have your attention for a moment, because your posting about what, your posting about the girl that broke your heart, the one-itis you’re afraid to talk to, some broad your trying to screw and so forth… Let’s talk about something important.
You AFC, put that layguide down. Layguides are for closers only. You think I’m F-ing with you? I am not F-ing with you. I’m here on a mission of mercy. Your name’s AFC
AFC: Yeah
DJ3: You call yourself a Don Juan you SOB?
AFC: I don’t gotta listen to this shyt.
DJ3: You certainly don’t pal cause the good news is your user name and password is now banned. The bad news is you’ve got- all you’ve got- just one week to regain your logon credentials- starting with tonight’s approaches…Oh, have I got your attention now? Good.
Because we’re adding a little something to this months DJ contest. As you all know, first prize is an HB’s puzy. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a jar of Vaseline. Third prize is your banned. You get the picture, you laughing now?
You’ve got enough information. People have spent a lot of time posting that info. Start using it and putting it into action. Approach them to close them. You can’t close the HB’s you approach, you can’t close shyt, you are shyt hit the bricks pall and beat it because you are going out.
AFC: My approach is weak.
DJ3: Your approach is weak? Your F-ing approach is weak? Your weak. I’ve been a DJ for 15 years.
AFC: What’s your name?
DJ3: F-you that’s my name. You know why mister? Because you beat your meat last night while your one-itis greased my pole. That’s my name…
And your name is your wanting and you can’t play in a mans game, you can’t close them? Then go home and tell your mom your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life- get the HB’s to give up the puzy. You hear me you F-ing faggots.
A,B,C A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing… Always Be Closing, Always Be Closing.
AIDA. Attention, Interest, Decision, Action…Attention- Do I have your attention, Interest- Are you interested, I know you are because it’s fvck or walk, you close or you hit the bricks. Decision-Have you made your decision for Christ. And Action.
AIDA. Get out there you got the prospects. A girl doesn’t leave her house unless she’s looking to fvck. They’re sitting out there waiting to give you’re their puzy. Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it?
AFC: Incredible
DJ3: What’s your problem pal…
AFC: Your such a DJ, you’ve got so many women, how come your wasting your time posting to a bunch of bums?
DJ3: Have you seen the notches on my bed post? Have you seen the notches on my bedpost? I’ve banged more women than all of you AFC’s combined. I banged 97 women last year, how many did you bang? You see pal, that’s who I am and your nothing.
Nice Guy? I don’t give a shyt. Good friend? F-you go home and circle jerk with your friends. You wanna post here- then close.
You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse you puzy? If you can’t take this, how can you take the abuse you may get on a cold approach? You don’t like it leave.
I can go out there tonight with the info from this website and get myself 15 phone numbers. Tonight, in two hours. Can you? Can you?
Get mad you SOB’s. Get mad.
You know what it takes to make a cold approach? It takes brass balls to make a cold approach.
Go and do likewise gents. The puzy is out there- you pick it up, it’s yours. You don’t, I got no sympathy for you. You wanna go out on those approaches tonight and close, close, it’s yours. If not your gonna be shining my shoes. And you know what you’ll be saying a bunch of losers sitting around in a bar, “Oh yeah, I tried to be a DJ it’s a tough racket.”
Here is the new approach. This is the Glengarry Approach. And to you its gold and you don’t get it. Why? Because to give it to you is just throwing it away. It’s for closers.
I’d wish you good luck but you wouldn’t know what to do with it if you got it.
And to answer your question AFC, why am I here? I came here because some people asked me to, they asked me for a favor. I said, “The real favor- follow my advice and ban your F-ing azz because an AFC is an AFC.”
DJ3: Let me have your attention for a moment, because your posting about what, your posting about the girl that broke your heart, the one-itis you’re afraid to talk to, some broad your trying to screw and so forth… Let’s talk about something important.
You AFC, put that layguide down. Layguides are for closers only. You think I’m F-ing with you? I am not F-ing with you. I’m here on a mission of mercy. Your name’s AFC
AFC: Yeah
DJ3: You call yourself a Don Juan you SOB?
AFC: I don’t gotta listen to this shyt.
DJ3: You certainly don’t pal cause the good news is your user name and password is now banned. The bad news is you’ve got- all you’ve got- just one week to regain your logon credentials- starting with tonight’s approaches…Oh, have I got your attention now? Good.
Because we’re adding a little something to this months DJ contest. As you all know, first prize is an HB’s puzy. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a jar of Vaseline. Third prize is your banned. You get the picture, you laughing now?
You’ve got enough information. People have spent a lot of time posting that info. Start using it and putting it into action. Approach them to close them. You can’t close the HB’s you approach, you can’t close shyt, you are shyt hit the bricks pall and beat it because you are going out.
AFC: My approach is weak.
DJ3: Your approach is weak? Your F-ing approach is weak? Your weak. I’ve been a DJ for 15 years.
AFC: What’s your name?
DJ3: F-you that’s my name. You know why mister? Because you beat your meat last night while your one-itis greased my pole. That’s my name…
And your name is your wanting and you can’t play in a mans game, you can’t close them? Then go home and tell your mom your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life- get the HB’s to give up the puzy. You hear me you F-ing faggots.
A,B,C A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing… Always Be Closing, Always Be Closing.
AIDA. Attention, Interest, Decision, Action…Attention- Do I have your attention, Interest- Are you interested, I know you are because it’s fvck or walk, you close or you hit the bricks. Decision-Have you made your decision for Christ. And Action.
AIDA. Get out there you got the prospects. A girl doesn’t leave her house unless she’s looking to fvck. They’re sitting out there waiting to give you’re their puzy. Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it?
AFC: Incredible
DJ3: What’s your problem pal…
AFC: Your such a DJ, you’ve got so many women, how come your wasting your time posting to a bunch of bums?
DJ3: Have you seen the notches on my bed post? Have you seen the notches on my bedpost? I’ve banged more women than all of you AFC’s combined. I banged 97 women last year, how many did you bang? You see pal, that’s who I am and your nothing.
Nice Guy? I don’t give a shyt. Good friend? F-you go home and circle jerk with your friends. You wanna post here- then close.
You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse you puzy? If you can’t take this, how can you take the abuse you may get on a cold approach? You don’t like it leave.
I can go out there tonight with the info from this website and get myself 15 phone numbers. Tonight, in two hours. Can you? Can you?
Get mad you SOB’s. Get mad.
You know what it takes to make a cold approach? It takes brass balls to make a cold approach.
Go and do likewise gents. The puzy is out there- you pick it up, it’s yours. You don’t, I got no sympathy for you. You wanna go out on those approaches tonight and close, close, it’s yours. If not your gonna be shining my shoes. And you know what you’ll be saying a bunch of losers sitting around in a bar, “Oh yeah, I tried to be a DJ it’s a tough racket.”
Here is the new approach. This is the Glengarry Approach. And to you its gold and you don’t get it. Why? Because to give it to you is just throwing it away. It’s for closers.
I’d wish you good luck but you wouldn’t know what to do with it if you got it.
And to answer your question AFC, why am I here? I came here because some people asked me to, they asked me for a favor. I said, “The real favor- follow my advice and ban your F-ing azz because an AFC is an AFC.”
