"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Give me your method for getting laid from start to finish ?
- Thread starter Thechamp
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Igetit!
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Ok.....Thechamp said:
Step 1: See girl.
Step 2: Approach girl.....talk,flirt,go for number.
Step 3: If previous step was successful,call girl up like a day or two later,flirt a bit more,then set up date.
Step 4: If girl agreed to date suggestion in step 3,go out on date,have a good time.
Step 5: If date went well,repeat step 3.
Step 6: If second date went well,invite her over to my place for "dinner" sometime.
...and Step 7:Once she comes over to place,have a little dinner,cozy up on the couch to watch tv/or a movie. Then,
Place arm around girl.
Lean in and give soft kisses to neck.
When girl turns head to face you,give on the lips.
Suggest going to bedroom to be more comfortable.
Once in bedroom,more kisses to neck....fondle breasts. Suggest girl remove blouse to feel more at ease. You take off your shirt.....then let nature take it's course.
Once intercourse has taken place,repeat steps 3 and 7 as desired.
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* Approach 7 girls within one hour, spread out
* Get 3 numbers
* Go out with 2 of them
* Fvck 1 of them
2.) Online
* Send out 50 messages
* Get 15 responses
* Get 7 numbers
* Go out with 4 of them
* Fvck 2 of them
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.