Give me some trolling Ideas for the field

[Solomon]

I'm bored now when I go out, so bored that when I go out now I do stupid shyt to amuse myself

Last night when a girl was talking to a guy I took my pants off so you could see my boxers the chick looked at me like



then



Funny thing was I went by the guy(when my pants were back up) and just fooling around said to him "You can do better" the guy laughed and I walked away the girl chased me down to give me the middle finger, her Jimmies were rustled. I did this on the dancefloor as well a couple times. I really don't care might as well let them see what I got so they miring (or not)

Another thing I do now is when I'm bored just randomly start doing Push ups on the dance floor it helps pump me up or when I talk to girls I just say some dumb shyt "OH MY GOSH, I'M SO BASED" then get on the floor and do push ups. These broads get a kick out of it

I got some of this on video (No I'm not biting simple pick up)

I just get really bored and I seriosuly enjoy rustling some of these skanks Jimmies

any ideas?

 

[cordoncordon]

I think you should dress in short shorts, a tight shirt, and do the Zyzz dance next time you are on the dance floor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS3QVNTIj44

 

[Solomon]

I think you should dress in short shorts, a tight shirt, and do the Zyzz dance next time you are on the dance floor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS3QVNTIj44

ha, I think even for me that's a bit too much besides look at Zyzz chest/abs I got to much bellyfat still Cordon to pull that off

 

[cordoncordon]

ha, I think even for me that's a bit too much besides look at Zyzz chest/abs I got to much bellyfat still Cordon to pull that off

Then just dance like him.

 

[Solomon]

Ok so no ideas? come on guys

 

[Greasy Pig]

My best mate and I used to pretend to use "The Force" on ugly chicks. Like how Luke and Darth can pick shyt up just by pointing at it and flinging it across the room.
We did that for years - repeatedly pointing at warpigs and pretending to fling them across the room - and the chicks' reactions were priceless.

I also like handing my empty glass to a chick at the bar and saying: "Hey, take care of this for me will ya?" and then just turn my back.
Responses have been interesting - both negative and positive.

Another one we used to do was walk up to a chick and start chatting to her. Then after a minute or two of building rapport, just say: "So, do you think you could introduce me to your hot friend?"
Those interactions didn't always end so well....

 

[Bible_Belt]

Get a wingman or two and go hogging. Whoever is hitting on the fattest girl gets his drinks bought. Change bars every 30-60 minutes.

 

[BMX]

I've gone to bars recently trying to give a drink to various women that my wingman tried to pawn off on me. They were like, "NO, could be roofied!" I told them nah, it was LSD that made it green in color. I could care less about being blown out, just do as many cold approaches without coming on here and whining about how I should open.

Tell them they sh!t is weak. Stare at them with huge eyeballs when they say something and start laughing by themselves, not laughing yourself.

Tell the bartender: "Get this b!tch a water!" when she asks you for a drink.

You've got to constantly evolve and always create new ways to give them the mindfvck.-----Trapmaster.