"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Give me head, hoe!

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I wish it was that easy...

But how do/did you guys get your girlfriend to give you head for the first time?

Straight ask?

Tomorrow I got my girlfriends house all to ourselves and while I'm not expecting sex, I think head is a definite possibility.

I've been thinking along the lines of "give, and you shall receive." (the actions, not saying this haha) But I trust the words of more experienced people.
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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well i got my girl real horny then straight out asked do u wanna give me a headjob and she nodded simple as that
 
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Supremo said:
I wish it was that easy...

But how do/did you guys get your girlfriend to give you head for the first time?

Straight ask?

Tomorrow I got my girlfriends house all to ourselves and while I'm not expecting sex, I think head is a definite possibility.

I've been thinking along the lines of "give, and you shall receive." (the actions, not saying this haha) But I trust the words of more experienced people.
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well my old gf I had to buy a vibrating ring then she went all the way:up:
 
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