Give me 10 ****y and arrogant statements

[smoke city]

Originally posted by alphamale1
So NRM are you saying that when a girl says

Her: im feeling tired.
Me: yeah u betta go to bed before i send out the bed squat team of that ass!

Not really funny at all. You can't just make a joke out of every single thing someone says--most people will find that annoying. One thing you can do is misinterpret (in a funny way) things people say (read DeAngelo, his examples aren't great, but they're ok...)
You can do stuff like wink at girls and call them "kitten" or "princess" (in a sarcastic way--again your delivery is critical)
just be *really corny about it. that's fun.
Or just share funny observations about things in the world.
The key is to be lighthearted and fun. Don't hit them over the head with your "****y&funny" humor.
WATCH STANDUP COMEDY.

 

[smoke city]

Originally posted by DJDamage
If a chick ever tells you that she is going to give you the best blow job ever, just smile and say calmly: sure, but what's in it for me?

Damage, we're trying to discuss things that will actually be said by real women in real life.