"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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girls wont have sex in townhouses

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greg2

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id have sex constintly if i livd in a real house but im stuk in a townhouse
townhouses suck
fuk townhouses
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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DondottaJuanpappa

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If your game was official like a referee's whistle then its no worries pimp sickle (not the user lol)


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MeteorMash

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Actually My experience has been that girls only have sex in one room shacks. I'd be gettin some real tail if I had a shack. They also only have sex during the full moon of the third month of the year when the planets have aligned

fvck houses
 
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This is one of the most ridiculous things I've heard in a while. Unless you're messing with SUPER SUPER superficial, stuck up girls from the upper class. But if that where the case, they never would have made it back to your townhouse in the first place.
 
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