"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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BigJimbo

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At least in the Russian speaking world they do. Classic. Dibrov is one of my icons. He wrote that Pepsi-Cola and Rum song. He knows how to control the teenage girls. Yes, in the Russian speaking world you can be in your 50's and date AND control hot teenagers. God Bless Russia. Down with the West! Except for the sleazy perverts in French and Italy.

http://themoscownews.com/society/20101012/188119313.html
Proving once again that I am RIGHT!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Vice

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It's easy picking up girls in eastern Europe if you're a westerner, especially since there's more men than women thanks to a high mortality rate for men.

Can't wait to go back home (Ukraine) this summer.
 

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Down with the West?

Why don't you come back to your homeland and straighten us all out Jimbo? You obviously have all the answers we possibly could need. And BTW, WTF do you do in Russia which makes you such a fvckin expert on everything? I'll bet you polish outdated T72 tanks for a living. Either that or you lick labels and stick them on cheap bottles of Vodka.
 

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BigJimbo said:
Except for the sleazy perverts in French and Italy.
In Italy man can have wife and girlfriend. Everyone say ok. Why you talk poor about Italy comrade?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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