"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Girls w/ headphones at the gym...

LucidDreamer

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There's a girl at the gym who i think has a mutual attraction for me but she normally has headphones on...any clue how to get past the headphones w/o interrupting her workout? they're normally on her head but i don't think she has the volume up all the time.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Don_Marko

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Well considering you are letting yourself be ****blocked by godam' earpohnes I wouldn't bet on you getting htis girl... nonetheless my advice is act like they aren't there. Just smile and act like you are saying the coolest thing in the world she'll take her earpones off herself...
 

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Originally posted by Don_Marko
Well considering you are letting yourself be ****blocked by godam' earpohnes I wouldn't bet on you getting htis girl... nonetheless my advice is act like they aren't there. Just smile and act like you are saying the coolest thing in the world she'll take her earpones off herself...
what the hell was i thinking...i'll just ignore them, she'll take them off. thx!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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