"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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AlexTheGreat

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You're overanalyzing ... just chill, and go talk to her. Act friendly, then see. Some days, girls just aren't in the mood, you know. If she isn't, then try again later.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Porky

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too much information in every single one of your posts. you need to eliminate all of that garbage from your mind and your fingers and calm down.
 

dastal

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Will you still sit with her on the bus? Ask her for a movie or something.
 

idiot_boyfriend

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Dude, she's playing games with you....

Give her one last chance.

"Would you like to go out with me on Saturday?" or something to that effect.

It's do or die for this lady.
 
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