spesmilitis
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That isn't the right thread. Those girls aren't squatters.Drum&Bass said:
Here is the right one http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=517438
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
girls + squats = awesome ass
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Here is the right one http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=517438
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Drum&Bass
Master Don Juan
had 2 bring it back. love broomfield !!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Girls with six packs are... not cool. Some of them have metal asses, I bet it hurts like hell doing doggy style. 
Still I think girls who squat have toned and nice asses. They shouldn't power lift! Then their asses start looking like mine.
Still I think girls who squat have toned and nice asses. They shouldn't power lift! Then their asses start looking like mine. Drum&Bass
Master Don Juan
why not ?!?!?!? a 6 pack is low bodyfat.
WHAT ?!?!? theres either muscle or there isn't..that metal ass your talking about is just blood filling the muscle ala pump..its not gonna be rock hard 24 hours a day.
what the hell are you talking about ??? powerlifting is squatting, benching and deadlifting, ALL girls should power lift because they work all your muscles and its very healthy !!
so you like looking at your ass more than a girls ass ??Then their asses start looking like mine.
Heres another hottie, courtney shiflett in her 30's boo yah ! more shiflett
shiflett again
Laura Phelps !!!
Six pack looks unnatural and ugly on girls. They should have a split in the middle that's it. I don't think female body builders are hot, they look like dudes. Girls should be toned 10-16 body fat. How does comparing my ass equate to me liking my ass more than theirs? Seriously do American take a retard pill? Power lifting to me is lifting HEAVY. Like the girl who was squatting 300 pounds, her legs don't even resemble a females. I don't get why people would lift to look uglier. That's just me though, I guess you get turned on by bulging muscles.Drum&Bass said:
you're making false comparisons, and you don't understand what we mean by powerlifting. powerlifting is a set of exercisese, the ones d&b listed and the ones that all men & women should be doing.
sure, on a mannish woman (esp. one taking steroids), a six pack & truly monstrous thighs will only add to her manliness.
but you're telling me gals like these are less attractive with some abs to show and very firm thighs & arse?
http://www.julielohre.com/blog/Julie Lohre Abs.jpg
http://www.ftppv.com/ftvideo/attachment.php?attachmentid=8860&stc=1&d=1179783940
http://www.sexyfemaleabs.com/wwes-jaime-eason/
sure, on a mannish woman (esp. one taking steroids), a six pack & truly monstrous thighs will only add to her manliness.
but you're telling me gals like these are less attractive with some abs to show and very firm thighs & arse?
http://www.julielohre.com/blog/Julie Lohre Abs.jpg
http://www.ftppv.com/ftvideo/attachment.php?attachmentid=8860&stc=1&d=1179783940
http://www.sexyfemaleabs.com/wwes-jaime-eason/
Master Bates
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I don't like 6-packs on girls either. Yeah, it means they have super low bodyfat. So what? The more muscle definition the merrier when it comes to guys, but on girls it just looks too masculine. Girls should be soft and curvy, or toned at most. Female bodybuilders are nasty looking.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
The first two are ugly, they look like trannys. The third one doesn't have a six pack, she has the split down the middle that I like. Why do you guys think if I don't like the one thing then it's the extreme of another. Girls should be toned, but they shouldn't be shredded/ ripped to the point they look like dudes.Throttle said:
you're the one who brought up female bodybuilders. none of the three i linked to qualifies by any standard.Nip/Tuck said:
and the third one may not have the ab definition of the others, but she's certainly carrying more muscle around than most guys look for, esp. on her arms.
let's agree that it's a preference thing. we obviously draw different lines. enjoy your waifs.
Yay let's argue attractiveness!
Next we'll argue the best color!!
And after that:
Candy corn: Delicious delight or Vomit in a friendly shape?
p.s. the girl i'm dating squats and goes to the gym 5 days a week. she makes me pee pee work good.
Next we'll argue the best color!!
And after that:
Candy corn: Delicious delight or Vomit in a friendly shape?
p.s. the girl i'm dating squats and goes to the gym 5 days a week. she makes me pee pee work good.
Oh so now you want to argue what constitutes as a body builder? Seriously all I said was chicks with six packs look ugly. They should have a line down the fvucking middle. It's my opinion that most female body builders are ugly to look at and manish.Throttle said:
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.