"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girls ragging on you

Void

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Hey guys, havn't posted a thread looking for help in awhile. But sometimes when I talk to this girl online, (yeah i know i limit my time online) she starts bashin on me a lot now. I think it's because I just dropped her because she was messin with me.

She'll say things like after when I saw "what's up" she'll say "your small penis."

etc...
And it's just blatant insults.
I just return it with witty disses
But why the hell is she doing this?
She just told me "don't get offended" I said "i wouldn't if you didn't IM me to **** with me"


Am I doing well? I think she's not use to me being so masculine now... I've been playing football and it's kicked the **** in me.


Thanks guys. :)

*EDIT* she was with her friend...but she said it was her....
i don't know she was just sucha *****...
feedback please
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Brian20o2

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if shes jokin thats just rude and you shouldnt put up with that. if shes just trying to mess with ya same thing dont take sh*t from bi**hes. block her on ur im service unless you still meet up offline then i dont know, just tell her to stop and leave you alone, or you could always go afc and scare her away;)
 

Uber noober

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I would cut off all communication with her if she insisted on being immature.
 
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