Girls obsessed with their cats

[usernamedox11]

I've seen other posters mention it here. But stay away from girls obsessed with their cats. They are not normal. My BPD ex was obsessed with her two cats. She was always talking about them as if they were humans.

I even have someone close to me who is obsessed with her cat, my sister. My sister is easily offended, moody, stomach problems, always sick, etc. She calls her cat her son and is always taking pics of it. I don't like dissing my sister and never would in real life, but I feel sorry for whoever gets in a relationship with her.

To me, this is a HUGE red flag. HUGE. Seriously. Do not get into LTRs with women who are obsessed with cats. Also, say you are in a relationship with a girl who has a cat but is not obsessed with it, if you were to tell her to get rid of the cat before you guys get married and she refuses, forget her. If she doesn't value you enough to get rid of a stupid cat, she isn't worth it.

 

[Uncharted]

Yep. Especially if she has more than one.

A girl with one cat that she's not obsessed with is fine though.

I think it's the rule of three. No more than three cats or tattoos.

 

[VladPatton]

You can tell these chicks: "oh cool, you are obsessed with your cat! Seems we both have a love of puṣṣies!"

 

[HumbleNinja]

Don't know if it was true but a long time ago on Johnny Carson Jane Fonda was a guest and asked Johnny a question about Zsa Zsa Gabor and her cat being on his show and asking him if he wanted to "pet her pvssy"...Watch the video to see what he had replied live on air. (I couldn't find the original show with Zsa Zsa on it and what he said only Jane Fonda asking him on air...)

Epic ballsy answer from Johhny! LMAO.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRR1aKBOCOQ

 

[usernamedox11]

Don't know if it was true but a long time ago on Johnny Carson Jane Fonda was a guest and asked Johnny a question about Zsa Zsa Gabor and her cat being on his show and asking him if he wanted to "pet her pvssy"...Watch the video to see what he had replied live on air. (I couldn't find the original show with Zsa Zsa on it and what he said only Jane Fonda asking him on air...)

Epic ballsy answer from Johhny! LMAO.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRR1aKBOCOQ

That's pretty funny. Will use that line if a girl ever says that to me.

 

[Bible_Belt]

I have two cats. I do it for the pvssy jokes. Someday, I want a rooster. It will be a c0ck joke laff riot.