Girls literally tripping while walking past

[KingKongsAss]

I have noticed this at I don't know, 5-6 occasions this month and I need some more explanation. It happened last time like 40 minutes ago, I was standing outside taking a smoke watching my phone when two girls walked past, I looked up, then looked down and kept sending my text and the girl tripped on nothing a second later.

It is not the first time, and it has never happened when they are doing anything but walking. They do not have their phones out or anything, just walking down the street.

Honestly, I am a decent looking guy. Like really decent, got a big ass nose but I like it. So what could be the reason of this you figure? Maybe girls just walk this badly overall, and yeah, none were wearing high heels.

 

[Sino Zane]

So you want us to feed your ego?

There could be 50 reasons as to why this happens, dude. Maybe you smell like like **** and it's distracting. Perhaps YOU think you're decent-looking, but they think you're ugly as hell and can't help but to lose focus. Or what if you're just creepy as **** and they wanna make sure you aren't gonna rob/kill/rape them?

Get the point?

 

[Peaks&Valleys]

So you want us to feed your ego?

There could be 50 reasons as to why this happens, dude. Maybe you smell like like **** and it's distracting. Perhaps YOU think you're decent-looking, but they think you're ugly as hell and can't help but to lose focus. Or what if you're just creepy as **** and they wanna make sure you aren't gonna rob/kill/rape them?

Get the point?

Yeah, maybe all together you're one big fvcking accident<------people can't look away.

or

Maybe you are putting out the vibes . The aura is strong with this one.

 

[KingKongsAss]

So you want us to feed your ego?

There could be 50 reasons as to why this happens, dude. Maybe you smell like like **** and it's distracting. Perhaps YOU think you're decent-looking, but they think you're ugly as hell and can't help but to lose focus. Or what if you're just creepy as **** and they wanna make sure you aren't gonna rob/kill/rape them?

Get the point?

Yeah I get your point. Nah honestly, I just wonder if someone experienced the same. I mean, when I see ugly people I barely look at them, but maybe other people are not as me? It just feels so random, that it happened at day somewhat frequently, with basically no other distraction.

Well I guess there is no point in drawing a conclusion from random circumstances like this, only reason I asked is because it happened so frequently lately, and therefore I paid attention to it.

I was just chilling with my phone, having a smoke, but maybe I got some rapey kind of vibe going

 

[KingKongsAss]

Yeah, maybe all together you're one big fvcking accident<------people can't look away.

or

Maybe you are putting out the vibes . The aura is strong with this one.

Yeah who knows, I guess I will just let it go and next time ask said girl if I am just so good looking she loses the ability to walk.

But I wish it is the latter, just like a lot of people have given me glances lately. Like 10 min ago at the subway, I am going off at the last station and the girl in front, turns her head and looks at me, does the over-the-head hair adjustment and then looks at me again.

There was a group around me being loud, but I just got that feeling you get when someone is looking at you.

Basically same thing happened earlier in the day, a cute girl with sunglasses did the double look thing also. But might be I am just looking for signals that are not there?

 

[hudpes]

Well you say you look decent and have a big nose. Sometimes disproportionate facial features are strangely appealing in a way that they take your full attention for a moment, enough to trip on level ground.

 

[KingKongsAss]

Well you say you look decent and have a big nose. Sometimes disproportionate facial features are strangely appealing in a way that they take your full attention for a moment, enough to trip on level ground.

Might be, honestly I think it suits me. It isnt grotesquely big like Adrien Brody's, but it is big enough to give character to my face I reckon. I have gotten some flack over the years for it though, but by now I honestly kind of like it.

But it got that european thing going, pretty slim but long, not wide.

 

[SeymourCake]

Maybe you're Magneto and you don't even know it.

 

[KingKongsAss]

Maybe you're Magneto and you don't even know it.

I feel more similar to Aquaman, everywhere I go the girls get wet

 

[SeymourCake]

I feel more similar to Aquaman, everywhere I go the girls get wet

I am Thing. I am hard 24/7.