"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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NSUballer

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There is this girl I know who happens to be gorgeous, but is seriously delusional. Shes fun and outgoing but thats about it on the "good" qualities. heres what she wrote in her "about me" section on myspace:

My NaMe Is ****, bUt My FrIeNdS cAlL mE WeEzY! ThErE*s AbOuT a BiLlIoN PeOpLe In ThIs WoRlD, bUt YoU*lL nEvEr FiNd AnYoNe QuItE lIkE mE, pRoMiSe! :) i*M sInGlE! i LoVe My LiFe! I aM cOmPlEtElY oBsEsSeD wItH mY dOg, ArMaNi! He*S mY eVeRyThInG! I hAvE tHe BeSt FaMiLy EvEr! ThEy ArE mY rOcK! mY mOtHeR iS mY iDoL. mY fAtHeR iS mY hErO. mY sIsTeR iS mY oThEr HaLf. AnD mY bRoThEr Is ThE gReAtEsT. i CoUlDn*T aSk FoR bEtTeR fRiEnDs! We*Re WhAt YoU lIkE tO cAlL a BiG dEaL! rIgHt GiRlS?! LaInEy RaE iS mY bEsT fRiEnD & mY hEaRt. ShE hAs BeEn ThErE fOr Me ThRoUgH eVeRyThInG! aNd I cAn*T fOrGeT aBoUt AlI, mY bErNiEeEeE, sHe CoMpLeTeS mE! :) i CaN bE yOuR bEsT fRiEnD oR yOuR wOrSt NiGhTmArE, bUt ThAtS yOuR dEcIsIoN! i*M a ***** iF i DoN*t LiKe YoU, yOu AgGrIvAtE mE, oR i DoN*t GeT wHaT i WaNt! bUt I*m AlSo ThE nIcEsT gIrL eVeR! mY fRiEnDs LiKe To CaLl Me MoThEr ThErEsA, hAhA! My BiRtHdAy Is JaNuArY 13tH, wHiCh MaKeS mE a CaPrIcOrN! i Go To DeLgAdO, aNd I pLaN tO pUrSuE a CaReEr In RaDiOlOgY! i LoVe My JoB! i WoRk As A bArTeNdEr/WaItReSs At GaTtUsO*s. I lOvE tO wOrKoUt & TaN. I hAvE a BiG hEaRt! i Am ToTaLlY ClUeLeSs! My FrIeNdS mAkE fUn Of Me AlL tHe TiMe FoR iT tOo! I*m SpOiLeD, bUt YoU cAn ThAnK mY fAmIlY & fRiEnDs FoR tHaT! i CaN*t Do AnYtHiNg FoR mYsElF! i*M StUbBoRn, I aLwAyS hAvE tO gEt My WaY! I lIkE tO bArK oRdErS & hAvE pEoPlE wAiT oN mE hAnD & fOoT! i LoVe MuSiC & mOvIeS! i SlEeP eNtIrElY tOo MuCh! MoNeYyYy MaKeS mE hApPy! :) AnD tHe MaLl Is My FaVoRiTe PlAcE tO bE.

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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DoctorLW

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I think I read about 1 sentence before my head exploded.
 

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Try to have sex with her, but instead urinate on her.
 

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....love the whole CaPiTaL EvErY OtHeR wOrD.... But what's even better is how she contradicts herself at every other sentence, what a stupid b1tch.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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why is everybody hating on her??? she is just like every other girl or afc

she has a huge ego and would do anything to protect it...she think s she is special haha sooooo typical

thats her reality and the more and more experience i get,at least for me,
the more i understand it,
accept that most girls have it
and gain the ability to exploit it

if you wanna fvck hot blonde bimbos then get used to it

you cant control whats in her head but you can certainly exploit it
 

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Remember....

The average person thinks he isn't.
 

DoctorLW

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saber said:
why is everybody hating on her??? she is just like every other girl or afc

she has a huge ego and would do anything to protect it...she think s she is special haha sooooo typical

thats her reality and the more and more experience i get,at least for me,
the more i understand it,
accept that most girls have it
and gain the ability to exploit it

if you wanna fvck hot blonde bimbos then get used to it

you cant control whats in her head but you can certainly exploit it
I don't buy that she is hot or has a huge ego for a second. In fact, I suspect the complete opposite. Every girl I've seen write like this has mad self esteem issues and is a 6 at best.

Yeah there is always the exception to the rule, but I doubt this is the case.
 

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This girl went to high school with one of my good friends. The girl is smokin I promise. But...and its a HUGE but...she is the definition of the Entitlement mentality. She actually told me she cant cook, wash her own clothes or basically do anything for herself. She is the type that goes for the guys who she thinks or knows has money to spend on her. But she has absolutely NOTHING to offer any MAN except some good sex(assuming it is good). These types are to be used and abused. And then avoided like the plague. She also told me she thought I was hot but wouldnt go out with me(which I have 0 interest in anyways). I could only laugh because I knew why she thinks that way. I would love it when I graduate college and get a good job and then string her along like a puppet and then drop her flat on her face.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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NSUballer

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And she thinks "theres about a billion people in this world." Its absolutely hilarious. And shes 21 and has never lived anywhere except with her parents.
 
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